My Dog

[Certain]

I liked this a lot. It was smooth and made me smile. The details were solid, and the repetition was executed well to effect. It reminded me of Lil Dickey in terms of the writer's voice, content and flow.

Two parts that I got tripped up on:

If there’s a storm, my dog is scared if she hears the thunder
But if I need to lull her I’ll just fill her Kong with peanut butter
and
My dog eats the fanciest treats because I stay well paid