How will the NCG above you die? - Page 2

Hush · 11-20-2015, 03:52 PM

Pancreatic cancer

Witty · 11-20-2015, 03:53 PM

Lmao wow.

So blunt.

El Muffin · 11-20-2015, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Bags

Takes shrapnel from the d bomb I just texted to his girl. HA GET IT

End stage syphillis

Ghost1 · 11-20-2015, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

Every person you have ever clowned off this site form a gang which meets once a week for 5 years attempting to write the perfect post which will make you a pariah among NCGs and ensure you are never granted freedom to post on this site without being clowned in to oblivion. The perfect post. They begin with your weaknesses, ponder mentioning your beard and how it looks quite a bit like you just glued a dead crow on to your face, they think this is a good start. Next they formulate the idea that you are in fact obsessed with pissing on women due to your mother trying to drown you as a child (because you are you and any mother would try to drown you if they had a shred of self respect), this angle they think may be too strong handed...they collect all of your pictures, hoping documenting your constant fluctuating weight may help lower your self esteem and weaken your responses. While doing so they realise you are not gaining or losing weight you just wear a varying amount of layers of clothing to fool us in to thinking you are doing something with your life, lots of clothes so you can be like 'so fat', gotta go gym' and then less clothes like 'went gym, skinny bags' but no, not skinny bags...less dressed bags, all you did was sit alone and hit refresh on netcees every 30 seconds. They wonder if this is ammunition. They remember we all already know that about you. They give up and stab you to death instead.

LMFAO

repped

anime_boners · 11-20-2015, 04:12 PM

killed by platoon of nerds employed by scorned anime girl

Useless · 11-20-2015, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Hush

Pancreatic cancer

Mom has post partum depression flash backs and murders grown/baby Vic.

Witty · 11-20-2015, 05:05 PM

Killed by destroyer after voting on his next battle.

YDK · 11-20-2015, 05:29 PM

Potato canon implodes after too many beers at the pub

Witty · 11-20-2015, 05:33 PM

Killed by wife and kids cuz that's what black ppl do.

<3

ill nik-A · 11-20-2015, 05:38 PM

Killed by gay fox rape

Old age is s not original

Proceed

YDK · 11-20-2015, 05:39 PM

The whatchamacallit won't work properly and cause an aneurysm

ill nik-A · 11-20-2015, 05:43 PM

Solitary and depression cuz no one knows u

Witty · 11-20-2015, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ill nik-A

Killed by gay fox rape

Old age is s not original

Proceed

Killed by young age cuz he's the guy Benjamin Button was based on...started boarding when he was 74.

ill nik-A · 11-20-2015, 05:45 PM

And more fox rape

Witty · 11-20-2015, 05:51 PM

Jokes on you cuz I enjoy it!!

YDK · 11-20-2015, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ill nik-A

Solitary and depression cuz no one knows u

Slipping on a pink slip and breakin your hip neck and back due to too much alcohol and not enough milk.
Osteoporosis is real

Hush · 11-20-2015, 06:17 PM

No matter how hard he tries it won't be sickle cel

Ghost1 · 11-20-2015, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by anime_boners

killed by platoon of nerds employed by scorned anime girl

Fucked by tentacles in gummy worm filled butthole to death.....obviously

Witty · 11-20-2015, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Hush

No matter how hard he tries it won't be sickle cel

lololololol repped.

YDK · 11-20-2015, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush

No matter how hard he tries it won't be sickle cel

Shot by cop over confusion of being handed a lithenth when asked for a license

11-20-2015, 03:52 PM	#21
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,042 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181417	Pancreatic cancer __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

11-20-2015, 03:53 PM	#22
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,813 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Lmao wow. So blunt. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

11-20-2015, 04:12 PM	#25
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,085 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899386	killed by platoon of nerds employed by scorned anime girl __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

11-20-2015, 05:05 PM	#27
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,813 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Killed by destroyer after voting on his next battle. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

11-20-2015, 05:29 PM	#28
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,564 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181110	Potato canon implodes after too many beers at the pub __________________

11-20-2015, 05:33 PM	#29
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,813 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Killed by wife and kids cuz that's what black ppl do. <3 __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

11-20-2015, 05:38 PM	#30
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,413 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164516	Killed by gay fox rape Old age is s not original Proceed __________________ Grumpy old man.

11-20-2015, 05:39 PM	#31
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,564 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181110	The whatchamacallit won't work properly and cause an aneurysm __________________

11-20-2015, 05:43 PM	#32
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,413 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164516	Solitary and depression cuz no one knows u __________________ Grumpy old man.

11-20-2015, 05:45 PM	#34
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,413 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164516	And more fox rape __________________ Grumpy old man.

11-20-2015, 05:51 PM	#35
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,813 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Jokes on you cuz I enjoy it!! __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

11-20-2015, 06:17 PM	#37
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,042 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181417	No matter how hard he tries it won't be sickle cel __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk