How will the NCG above you die?
 

Itt we kill each other.

Start with me.

Asphyxiation via fox pink thing

Arterial blood loss from trying to improperly open a can of sardines

Loses battle on RB.

Kills himself.

Bullet proof coffee

Ironically killed by the guy who just moved in next door.

Tries to find another girl to piss on. Fails. Tries to piss on himself. Swallows it. Drowns.

Liver hit by a stray during a neighborhood potato gun fight

Ironically murdered with a gun in a bar.

being poor

Takes shrapnel from the d bomb I just texted to his girl. HA GET IT

Loooooool

Never dies.

His dick is actually a bomb designed to explode when a females touches it.

Never explodes. Dies years later of loneliness.

Gets arm stuck in the couch while trying to retrieve the remote, tries to saw the appendage off w/ the pocket knife he used to make his Bagatron helmet but fails to apply the tourniquet correctly & bleeds to death while Lost In Translation plays on repeat

I should already be dead if this is how I'm going tbh.

by a hearty slap in the jibs

ok u faggots are posting too quickly. my posts are gettinng misdirected

Heart attack from misdirected posts induced rage.

Or something.

Ur hard to do.

Pause.

Lol leaninnnnn

Every person you have ever clowned off this site form a gang which meets once a week for 5 years attempting to write the perfect post which will make you a pariah among NCGs and ensure you are never granted freedom to post on this site without being clowned in to oblivion. The perfect post. They begin with your weaknesses, ponder mentioning your beard and how it looks quite a bit like you just glued a dead crow on to your face, they think this is a good start. Next they formulate the idea that you are in fact obsessed with pissing on women due to your mother trying to drown you as a child (because you are you and any mother would try to drown you if they had a shred of self respect), this angle they think may be too strong handed...they collect all of your pictures, hoping documenting your constant fluctuating weight may help lower your self esteem and weaken your responses. While doing so they realise you are not gaining or losing weight you just wear a varying amount of layers of clothing to fool us in to thinking you are doing something with your life, lots of clothes so you can be like 'so fat', gotta go gym' and then less clothes like 'went gym, skinny bags' but no, not skinny bags...less dressed bags, all you did was sit alone and hit refresh on netcees every 30 seconds. They wonder if this is ammunition. They remember we all already know that about you. They give up and stab you to death instead.