THE OPEN MIC CYPHER

[Mr. J]

ya pack a bag of planters, fucking up the most grammar
did I stutter, stammer, or giggle in some weird manner?
chitter chatter when your shit will splatter
elemental matter with the force of a radar jammer
banana banana look at this room full of bananas
Ill slap ya with a banana make a sandwich out of banana
the standard banana a can of tuna a can of bananas
fucking bananas everywhere man fucking fuck bananas

[brokenhal0]

dick like the ripe plantain smear my taint musk on a bus window
catch the faint whiff of my man pain feeling like im in a airplane
high enough to see the flat plane fuck magic cuffs I pop astral locks
catch me doin the dougie when im cookin fragglerocks
applesauce apple pie granny smith counterfeit eagle eye talons in
spys in silent spins the skys will blend when your eyes rise again
say goodbye to friends fly away when the night descends fire tent
cooking with lillith and eve shes just a women with needs
tempter terra tide i rather whine don't need to make sense
cause where outer time you need to connect 4 hasbro
a spaz bro pulled a bouquet of roses out my asshole
switch your kids flintstone vitamins with clonotril banana klonopin
im dreamwave tim allen improve homes
neighbors hide beyond defense anonymous
chew scones harder then callouses there marvelousss...

[Dearg]

Sitting on the dock, he watches as the boats sail into the scorching sun,
praying to God, his father's in the Navy, headed to Pearl Harbor in 1941.

[brokenhal0]

1942 wtf is 4 bars worth of emotional past life recurrences
explain to you
auditing your mental plane playstation step up your game
devils got you in loose chains wake up to my calls
fuck fake fucks im a fake fuck who keeps my face stuck
catch the drift this backdraft rap burn your god like baby ribs
call my hotline the hades switch
arrogant dick you cant change that syringe
in the haystack a fringe concept
crashed the maybach use your brain but your heart hates that...so if a male sailor sails
the 7 seven seas... im heavens dreams walk threw swamps donating blood to every leech...

[Dearg]

Last I checked this was an open mic cypher, not a diss thread,
but if you wanna take shots, I'll light ya on fire, make you piss red.
Flip your skull backwards like you were trying to join the circus,
end your last chapter quicker than half of your boring verses.
Go to sleep before the sandman drowns you in your bloody dreams,
and please don't respond to me because I'd rather fucking scream.

[Pharaohs Army]

my inspiration- where Is it? i think it's finished. until i get more bomb weed but later on,, it's quickly finished. unless i'm very clear about it my rhymes aren't personal- they strictly business...
i never quite understood the "normal force" in physics
there's no analogy there. i'm quite normal thank u very much. guess if u have a "down arrow" u need an "Up One"
in the picture!
i'd be a Fixture if my verses were Less of a mixture
here's the basic fact jack: i'm Not buying Any of your lessons in fiction
...but at Least i will listen- pull up a chair children...
i like a "good scream" Now&Then
even tho
i know
how the Movie ends-
-move your pens you're all stupendous,
but i will oversee"Any n all" suspensions
cast you into lyrical limbo,on an island, even tho i appreciate the mentions
...i'm not self-centered r pretentious:
i just reside in an awkward creative dimension
...which often creates tension, inside my sense of self which to outsiders might manifest as dementia

[Nameflip]

Militant with I'll intent vindictive penmanship just a little bit
you look like some scary tits
Grab the shovel help me bury this
Fairy bitch who wears excessive shit
Except for this tape around her wrist
Isn't this. A great moment together our lives float like the feathers
I opened her sweater choking is better

[UnbornBuddha]

A megalomaniac composing classical symphonies,
Evocative incantations resembling magical litanies.
Hearers of the word fall into an unimaginable syncope
A deep sleep,
That takes them into the supernatural’s vicinity.
I have always excelled in language and history
What can I say; it’s a syntactical gift for me.
Yet, I can’t make it in the actual industry
Mostly because I don’t fit their blasphemous imagery;
Doesn’t anyone anymore practice with chivalry
When confronted by puritanical tyranny
Whose sole existence challenges the myriad things.
I ask for exculpation in order to sanction my similes
Because I realize words are akin to manipulating subatomic mysteries.
I can see the intangible world, chaos, and its unconscious symmetry;
No description I can conjure will be able to acknowledge the scenery.
Yet, even after this experience I still feel constantly fidgety
There’s something missing still, an ominous wish of vanishing blissfully.
But, if I willfully do so, I’ll regret it forever and damage my dignity.
Ironically, nobility’s toxicity happens when maddened with divinity
The cruelest disease I have is the one attacking my virility,
In a sense my passion, my validity.
A poisoning on the genetic level that assaults my energetic vessel,
Leaving me in a state easily influenced by psychogenic devils.
When I try to let go of them by expressing their venom
To a mental specialist, I get branded with schizophrenic paranoia
What analysts and psychiatrists deem as sentience destroyer.
While, I agree that these voices are endlessly annoying
I don’t think they’ve destroyed my humanity, that’s simply avoidance
Of the real issue, which is them pointing fingers at something
Due to their own incompetence to figure out the problem!
So they choose to belittle the monster that may be benevolent.
No wonder the misunderstood have to embrace the devilish
It’s the only way to stay safe when being institutionalized
In a way, once you’re really crazy every delusion dies
At the point, you’re too mad to realize the use of your mind.
I know we can’t always choose our design
But, if we can learn something from Lucifer’s fight
Is that even God can’t nail us to the cross.
Sure, he then went to hell, but at least he wasn’t lost.
He stood up for what he believed in.
We’re quick to judge him because we can’t imagine his feelings.
Humans like to pass their opinions as it was worth millions
Truth is most opinions are the same worthless contentions.
They only appear different because of subservient suppression.
Now, as for me, I’m not asking to hand me your sympathy
Just because of my underlying anguish and misery.
I’m fine with being utterly in desperation.
It in this state, I’ve stuttered into revelation,
Which really means nothing in an oracles destination.
Heart desiccation can’t be remedied by surgical reparation
The inner realm’s fire needs to be rekindled.
Perhaps, I’ll try those acupuncture needles.

[Mr. J]

Performing the jackknife the black eyed peas under a black light
I turn you to Pad Thai, future existence becomes your past life
that's bad right? I guess...I don't make the steaks I just grill em
the elephant in the room is the one with its ego to the ceiling
Im banana peeling while you cracking peanuts
the sincerity in your tone wont back ya speech up
ya pizza, ya delivery 5.99, mine had complimentary breadsticks
and at 30 for 2 feet got me dancing for red pepper, Parmesan
FRESH SHIT...
I bargain chips that come with all types of dip
potatoes and other types of chicken & all the strips
yea...food shit...

[UnbornBuddha]

Clergy like, I’m celestially ordained-
A heavenly array of flowers blooms when I attempt to be mundane.
I could have paradise arranged,
Picture gorgeous angelic being foreplay, sexually deranged
For the nectar, the cosmic foreign death star;
Nebuchadnezzar the fallen with the immortal scepter
Controlling mortal spectators who absorb the lecture.
How many times have I told you porno affects you?
I can tell because your white aura has left you.
Human boy, you look annoyed, mentally enraged
Me? I’m a humanoid, I’m essentially half ape
And I assume the void is energy stagnated
I chase it because it leaves me mentally elated
My revelations shine light on the melodies of Satan
I don’t take this life as a moral test,
That’s a philosophy for the poor with hordes of debt.
I more or less believe in deconstructing the God complex
Coalesce with the source until I flow with death
My soul my pet, I cuddle with it when I feel alone and dead.
Yet, there’s no denying Gaia is brimming with life
So why am I feeling denied of feeling divine?
Because truth of the matter we’re really benign
Ants that exist to derive the sickness of time,
As you read this think of how the minutes go by.
No wonder,
A mad scientist loses every day a little bit of his mind.
I’m an illiterate who becomes possessed writings this lines
The yin and yang supreme treatise on fire and ice.
I’m not like most; I desire to never desire a dime
Unfortunately, life has a price you have to buy to survive.
I remember when you forsook me, and took your side over mine
Ha ha ha…. I like to surprise the disciples of mine
By making them look inside themselves to decipher my lines.
This world barbaric, but somewhere a pearl harbors
And I’m guessing it’s not to be found in Pearl Harbor.
I’ve heard horrid bone chilling stories of there,
Ghosts appearing in a torrent of flares, a sordid despair.
As you can probably guess, I’m sort of impaired
But, extraordinarily I’m considered a visionary.
Mostly because I could flow like amoebic dysentery
Preaching the word like a bloody homophobic missionary,
You silly fairy, go back to dreaming in your fairytale
Which looks magical on the outside, but inside a scary hell.
I guess I have to play the role now,
Of the cosmological grandfather.
Since you branded me the godfather.
Are you trying to make my life that harder?
Or are you trying to utilize the placebo effect
So, I feel better that I beat you at your best.

[2tripple0]

try to keep it clean this going be a quick fight
just like Tyson fury talking shit on cable the other night
dude you got big goofy ass jawbone i gotta perk
you think this absurd but i bet you on an engine trying to search
like you were after the holy grail
bitch if life was a pop quiz guess what? ud fail
im sorry this isn't my best verse
probably cuz the competition getting it where it hurts
im dope i aint going hard but ill still drop on the decks
i gotta succeed and all you doing is attracting the pests
im like a real dope dealer you aint need to question me
cuz ive already travelled the world and the seven seas
capisce? this how life goes on the top of the world
im like a drug overlord or someone who publicly gets concerned
don't smoke much but i pack a philly when i need to
got my own plans nukka im the reason the moons round or the sky is blue
im jumping from topic to topic and got tons of subjects to address
the only thing you addressing is a postage stamp that cost you twentyfive cents

[Mr. J]

despite the heights of life, Im down in depression
bound by obsession thats been found in progression
I pick myself up from the depth of the grounds dimensions
allowed perfection in the mind where I found ascension
in a crowned profession serving shots behind the bar
aiming for the highest mark watch your mind depart
aside from heart all I see is all of the timeless flaws
youll find your arms 25 feet away on the widest palm
this is M Bison boss, you the first tier with a short fuse
a fist that forced through your frail body to corpse you
treat you like horseshoes these bars will endorse you
court views arent in the category 12 will bury you cordial
I fly into a portal living immortal living through the torture
I bring the horse through, and send it flying like a mortar
my nicknames Porter I live with a farm full of alpacas
I train velociraptors and swing on the back porch with a banana

[CopyPat]

PEOPLE SAY FINDING RAP IS HARD..
I FIND THAT HARD TO GRASP.
AND THEN THEY FINALLY GRASP THE ART
..OF MY FINELY CRAFTED BARS

[Mr. J]

My machete rock a steady jaw
consume confetti spaghetti thoughts
deadly socks from the foots deadly swamp
get it hoppin' Ninja Turtles & Meta-frogs
unleaded brah...fill it up pillage stuff
village tough with a wicked touch
the phones ringing pick it up just a minute brah

[JESODIST]

A Rivetting Frantic Dwarf hitting your Lymphatic Nerves with Rapid Darts
When d Party Starts, you at home in bed smelling Daddy's Farts,
I am galactic explosion you're just Causing Sparks,
This freestyle is an Arduous Task Off the Glamorous Charts,
Captivating Hearts from the Ravishing Start,
Getting your attention like Flashy Cards While you Washing Cars and Auto Parts,
from a Mafia Boss surrounded by a thousand Body Guards,
Sickening Belligerent, Sent to Sin, This no Gimick,
Always Thinking like a reverend Within, Heaven is Limit,
By the time you count to seven twist your whole head and Rip It,
Like being part of An Aztek Firmly Planted in Hardest of Granite,
Sacrificing the Fattest Rabits along with Their Nasty Habits,
Bandits Dispatching a Barrage of The Fastest Rockets,
to gradually Split Apart the Vastest Planets,
My Ways are Slanted A Creation thats Haunted,Bringing you the Pain that you Wanted,
All my slaves and Pagans are Branded, Spread my net an entire Nation is Casted,
Step to me ad you will be Incinerated and Blasted,
I can take you to where the Alien Ship Landed,
Make you explore the very spot where Satan is Stranded,
Where the light rays of Radiation is Rancid,
Only a soul like jason can Say that is Placid,
Rapidly Hacking your Frame with a Hatchet,
I drop Pain on you Bastards make it Rain Ratchets,
Making your Nasty Trick wash the blood Sprayed on ya Jacket,
Before I Flame your Remains Layed Bare in a Casket,
To be Eaten alive by a Plague of Maggots,
Then proptly Fy away to arduosly contemplate the Paris Seas,
To Party and have some shots with a Acclaimed Pharisees,
Leading a team of highly skilled Deranged Mercenaries,
That will crash land a plane on top of the Craziest Adversaries,
Ready to follow whatever Order they Heard From Me,
I Tater and Murk Emcees with the Power of Hercules,
Personally if you Agree We can do this Shit Orally,
Uncomfortably, Totally Imorally, Rather Normally?,
I'm Trooper so Morbidly a Super Anomally,
Ready to refil another Another Mortuary,
On the other hand Holding on to a Rosary,
I Utterly battle with The Other Me who presents himself to you all Formally,
Follows a line Orderly Waiting for the planets to Align Totally,
Showing Signs Paranormally, Disfigure your Mind with Despicable Rhymes Horiblly,
Not even the Sun can Shine this Globally,
I know you think you are something special you're not; Ordinary,
Check the Score and See,
Our team so good we play without a Goaly,
Enough fire power to supress your Gang of Zombies,
Wana compete Boy Please,
I can decide to unleash the Darkest Forces,
Or keep them hostage behind the Wall of Churches,
You Acting Phonies are just Flacid Copies and Hacks of Vorhees,
Suckin Hard on Orgies while listening to Jazz and Oldies...

[e11even]

these idiots suck, but i always keep that passive fire...
i laugh at biters that craft what i don't even keep as scratch,
peepin drafts that i let pass n' expire
It's your ass on the line when i'm airing my laundry...
i mean my threads keep flow while yours wrinkles, lacks n' gets dryer
I'm back with my moniker's graff on the flyer
moniter fads while i harp on the classics i left back to get higher.

[Mr. J]

Fire, fire, fire, Im casting spells from my Pokedex
weird like Kobes head, you gon breathe Obi Wan Kenobis breath
do the hokey pokey next, performin a aerobics test
practice an open chest, exhale, inhale, no other motions left
right? so what do you think was going on in Tolkien's head?
I give a ho some bread, spread for the ducks, no notions yet
explodin breasts yada yada yada look at the mediocrity
modern day philosophy wrapped in a bag full of soccer tees
high on dramamine , listenin to papa dont preach
monitor the streets with a moniker for trees

[Pharaohs Army]

i Have the baddest flow it's a shame this game is all stuck on the status quo
but heaven knows, unlike others i've learned to let it go
i donno. i tried really hard with bars,
and sentence flows.
hypocritically i've lectured most on taking a more measured Tone!
------
i held a gat to my neighbor
and said "talk" just so i could chat with a stranger.
he was mum. n didn't believe me due to my laughable nature

he was right.
i put away my fire-arm and Cried.

but heads up: this is not what's really going on inside

i think maybe, tomorrow night i'll get high
and after i'm done with a lot of other things, maybe i'll write

such is life

girls call me an enigma becuz i'm smart but lazy
it's like a stigma!

i guess i'm the biggest mystery in history
go figure.

[e11even]

These cats is blockers, no histamine, my listerine is killer.
I hit cats after I flick the bean, spitting sheen on her trigger.
I'm mean I'm mean n I clean house, lever cleaned out 2000
Bitch I roundhouse the puntang like wu tang in our houses

[Mr. J]

I like broads who are gold diggers
I set flame to wacks, watch the soul flicker
fuck ya squad and those hos that roll with ya
fuck ya frail frame
in fact fuck the whole picture
my name etched in a hectic instability
the freshness, elegance mixed in hostility
i write fictionally I write diction sweet
I dont know what else I do, I just do...
I trust you

no I dont