Insanity

PancakeBrah · 09-19-2015, 11:26 AM

My very first foray into becoming a non-fat fuck was P90x. I was still smoking cigarettes at the time and hadn't done real physical exercise since high school (was like 21). I puked after the first day and couldn't move the next. Fun times. Said fuck that and looked up weightlifting.

P90x/Insanity are known for snappin' your shit up. ALRIGHT GUYS LETS DO 40 PUSHUPS WHILE RUNNING IN HALF CIRCLES FOR A MINUTE. NOW PUNCH, KICK. BACKFLIP. GOOD NOW BEND YOUR SPINE TO A 90 DEGREE ANGLE AND SPIN AROUND LIKE A HELICOPTER. CALL THIS THE EXORCIST. GOT A GOOD SWEAT GOING NOW, HUH BUD.

Just run hill sprints until you can't breathe anymore, like a gentleman, I say. But do you.

09-19-2015, 11:26 AM	#11
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	My very first foray into becoming a non-fat fuck was P90x. I was still smoking cigarettes at the time and hadn't done real physical exercise since high school (was like 21). I puked after the first day and couldn't move the next. Fun times. Said fuck that and looked up weightlifting. P90x/Insanity are known for snappin' your shit up. ALRIGHT GUYS LETS DO 40 PUSHUPS WHILE RUNNING IN HALF CIRCLES FOR A MINUTE. NOW PUNCH, KICK. BACKFLIP. GOOD NOW BEND YOUR SPINE TO A 90 DEGREE ANGLE AND SPIN AROUND LIKE A HELICOPTER. CALL THIS THE EXORCIST. GOT A GOOD SWEAT GOING NOW, HUH BUD. Just run hill sprints until you can't breathe anymore, like a gentleman, I say. But do you. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder