my dopest song yet

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Dr Dog

nah I been there

not at my own place, but like when your girl drags you out to her friend's housewarming party by the lake and it's a huge group of mutual friends you don't know and she's doing a shit job of keeping you in the convo

everyone's dead dick sober and you already know you won't be able to chime in until people are feeling tipsy and forget they're trying to be NE yuppies who only own boat shoes and ascots

meanwhile you slugged a steel reserve in the car, you're already hungover and it's not even noon. These clowns are tryna serve brioche and I don't even know what that shit consists of let alone how to pronounce it, but it sure as fuck isn't gonna keep me from having an extended internet adventure on their marble shitter while the subject lingers on boat payment plans and Huntington's disease or some shit

This is not wat he's doing an u know it.

[Split Eight]

Originally Posted by Bags

This is not wat he's doing an u know it.

What's sad is when you consider that he also has ~4K posts on RB, too, and hasn't been active until what... January?


That schedules gotta be:
Wake up.
Shit.
Eat food.
Jerk off.
Shit.
Eat food.
Drink a bottle of benzos.
Jerk off until you're ghosting nuts
Drink Nattys until you fall asleep

now board incessantly while doing all of these things, and 3 times a week replace "sleep" with "board"

Repeat 52 weeks a year

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Dr Dog

What's sad is when you consider that he also has ~4K posts on RB, too, and hasn't been active until what... January?


That schedules gotta be:
Wake up.
Shit.
Eat food.
Jerk off.
Shit.
Eat food.
Drink a bottle of benzos.
Jerk off until you're ghosting nuts
Drink Nattys until you fall asleep

now board incessantly while doing all of these things, and 3 times a week replace "sleep" with "board"

Repeat 52 weeks a year

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