ITT chill Phil talks to you right before blacking out off of beer, wine and antianxiety pills

[El Muffin]

I pretty much ignore u unless you call me out looking for my attention

Which is everyday

There is an ignore function

Use it. it'll be like I don't even exist

but that isn't what u want Lol

otherwise we wouldn't be having this conversation

[Chill Phil]

Who needs antiperspirant when there's antianxiety pills?

[Ghost1]

No muff

Name sum1 that fucks with u like u said

[El Muffin]

Yeah.

As I thought

U just said u only post towards me because you see my posts

if that isn't a shit poor excuse I don't know what is


you are a faggot freal b

[Hush]

I got this new cast iron outdoor wood burning fire pit deal
Gonna put it together now while blasting really loud obnoxious music


Lol cuz fuck my neighbors

I'll post a pic in here so my bro @lil miss muffin can check it out
Cuz we're friends
Take that @bafs

[El Muffin]

Hush just came at my throat yesterday

and I at His

Don't mean I hate him though

Or you

You genuinely hold feelings.

Lol laughable

u legit a cornball idc how many stories u tell us about weird ANIME sluts u bang.

everytime u do this disc faggy manuever shit u do I want to slut my wrists

Like that joe Metts shit lol

Wtf was thaT lmao

U felt normal doing that?

OMG MUFF IN HERE

LET ME MK A THREAD W/ NO MUFF

THERE IT'S DE MUFFED

that shit lol corny

[veritas]

I will cosign for Muff.......Muff will you allow this>?

[Ghost1]

I bought a grill today also lol

[Ghost1]

Oh an muff I'm not reading that first draft or ur next 9 edits

U pathetic

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Veritas the invincible

I will cosign for Muff.......Muff will you allow this>?

Of course I will

[Chill Phil]

Originally Posted by Bags

Oh an muff I'm not reading that first draft or ur next 9 edits

U pathetic

Lol'd @ 9 edits


He does edit

[non-alcoholic Beers Mcfaggot]

Originally Posted by Phil Dunphy

@Beers McSteak


I didnt read what you wrote, but I'm pretty sure about two things.

1.I'll continue doing whatever it is I want to do. This is a fact truer than God Himself.

And

2. You should stick to your guns even though a large number of people already think you're a faggot. If you ever feel like quitting, refer to my first fact and apply it to yourself.


High five?

1a) Hope it reels you in a nice husband to take care of you, then.

2) A large number of very faggy people think I am a "faggot", so by the double negation property I can not be a faggot since a bunch of dairy queens can't tell the Burger King that he's a strawberry swirly.

Your application for a high five has been transferred to Hush since it seems he needs it more than Floyd Mayweather feels the need to waste money on jewelry.

[Chill Phil]

So...no high five?

[non-alcoholic Beers Mcfaggot]

I'm trying to do someone a favor. Let hush have it since his life is trying to OD on coke that is mixed with flour and baking soda each and every day, he needs a win badly.

I am a noble sir, I shall not rob the needsome. Let the lonesome boy have the high five so he can finally taste the ever-elusive aura of any sort of victory.

[Chill Phil]

Fuck this, your answers are way too long.

[Ghost1]

Lmao

[non-alcoholic Beers Mcfaggot]

You are aware that this is a site where the premise is based upon writing and reading?

So with the fact being that I am barely typing anything I am concluding that you binge on boxed wine and antianxiety pills out of pure sadness due to an inability to read. You bring shame to the arts of reading and writing, Phillip. Deep shame.

[Chill Phil]

Originally Posted by Beers McSteak

You are aware that this is a site where the premise is based upon writing and reading?

Yes.




You see how I answered a yes or no question?


Wait. No. Don't answer that.

[Chill Phil]

And it's spelled Phillipe.

[non-alcoholic Beers Mcfaggot]

Yes, Phillip, I see you have made a major breakthrough. This is a momentous occasion, I have guided you like a father to a young young daughter. Though the chances I am your actual father are only moderate at best and I'm not paying that short haired beast a penny or a peso in child support.

And you will be addressed as Phillip since Phillipe is the name of a fella that milks bulls, if you catch the drift.