ITT chill Phil talks to you right before blacking out off of beer, wine and antianxiety pills
 

Make it quick...I know I'm on my way out

Lmao pity post

Lonely f a got

Who is Phil?

I'm not lonely, Anthony. I'm with friends on a dope ass back deck.

Like...real friends that I know.


Sorry for being honest, I guess?

I wish chilling itt for like 2 mins

Couldn't think of anything to say Cept Waht up lol

Did you say...wine?
@Beers McSteak

Oh well good

Ur not blacked yet either! Neat!

So .....talk to me then.....as promised

You cock sucking nigger lipped shit dumpsters!

Lmao good talk

I hope it's an elevated deck & you fall off in a drunken stupor...
And right before you hit a jagged boulder face first and die, you become Muff

shut yo extra in Blackhawk down lookin ass up

What do you have to say to that Phil you faggot

Sometimes, I feel like, th3re are 9nly external components. Shit

Double up on the antianxiety pills bro, they don't seem to be kicking in yet.

They did, I zombie walked home, and zombie cooked an omelet

I thought I dreamt it until I woke up next to an empty plate

I know it's Netcees and people joke around a lot, but that last bit in your post was uncalled for. Nobody deserves to hear that.

Thes cries for help are forming a pattern.

Wine and antianxiety pills? Is this an episode of Sex in the City or something here? Type of dude to cry about his husband leaving him when he isn't even in a relationship yet, type of dude to walk around with his arms straight down and his wrists flailed outwards. Here's Phil in his early college days.

Phil: my oh my i would just love to watch some 90210 i hope the bros dont mind
*he sees some of his "bros" sitting around indian style talking about how much they love "koombayah"*
Phil: hey guys i love koombayah too but whats good with a hallmark movie marathon and some smirnoff ice, we gonna be on that stone cold killa tip since it has the word "ice" in it.
*Phil sees a cup with bubbly red/pink liquid in it and reaches for it*
*Two of the bros spring up and scream "Nooooooooooooooo!!!!
Phil: uh whats up?
Bro 1: duuuuude that wine cooler isn't watered down!
Bro 2: we aint trying to have no overdosing up in here.
Phil: thanks guys! I have a blanket we can share tonight

And this is how Phil grew to become the guy who drinks corona lights, Mother Earth's Feminine Aura Diet Chardonnay and antianxiety pills he gets in exchange for cooking and cleaning while in a french maid costume that nobody requested he wear.

And having "friends" and doing it on a "back deck" doesn't at all excuse such sodomite behaviors! It just means there are more than one of you Bruce Jenners trying to score a sideways slam-dunk on each other after a few shots of parrot bay wine coolers.

Reprehensible.

This was a double post, but you who engages in such activities should be triple shamed!

If how you act on the boards reflect how you are in person you're worthless,
I'm not speaking about battles and posts without purpose, you just seem constantly nervous;

Take notes on the malice nigga...
Once you stop bein such a fuckin salty clam you won't write bars like that anymore