ITT chill Phil talks to you right before blacking out off of beer, wine and antianxiety pills

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Originally Posted by Junto

I hope it's an elevated deck & you fall off in a drunken stupor...
And right before you hit a jagged boulder face first and die, you become Muff

I know it's Netcees and people joke around a lot, but that last bit in your post was uncalled for. Nobody deserves to hear that.