THE ROAST OF ULLR AKA BARON X OF RAP ROYALTY

Vulgar · 05-20-2015, 05:46 AM

Looking like a philandering artificial intelligence expert.

Looking like Steven Spielberg's worst assistant ever.

Looking like Peppermint Patty's ex-boyfriend.

Dude looks like he wears chloroform for cologne and calls his apartment his "Space Balls pad".

Looking like an extra for Robin Hood: Men in Tights suffering from quantum computing mid-life crisis. I don't know what that is either, but he has it.

Looking like the physical manifestation of a sand worm from Dune merging with a scrawny tiger's sperm cell.

Looking like a stunt man from Cowboy Sheetrock.

Looking like the guy who wants to give everyone handshakes at the squeegee factory.

05-20-2015, 05:46 AM	#11
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	Looking like a philandering artificial intelligence expert. Looking like Steven Spielberg's worst assistant ever. Looking like Peppermint Patty's ex-boyfriend. Dude looks like he wears chloroform for cologne and calls his apartment his "Space Balls pad". Looking like an extra for Robin Hood: Men in Tights suffering from quantum computing mid-life crisis. I don't know what that is either, but he has it. Looking like the physical manifestation of a sand worm from Dune merging with a scrawny tiger's sperm cell. Looking like a stunt man from Cowboy Sheetrock. Looking like the guy who wants to give everyone handshakes at the squeegee factory.