THE ROAST OF ULLR AKA BARON X OF RAP ROYALTY

[Diode]

Originally Posted by Ullr

I still can't fucking believe this shit and that an ADMINISTRATOR would do this. It's like this is Lord of the Flies and you've got some fucking crackhead with a conch calling the shots who has literally no respect for people on the site.

If I didn't have an already agreed upon and pending battle I would probably leave this site for this garbage but as a man of my word and NOT a scumbag like what I have seen ON ALL SIDES on this site. I will write for my battle and respect the votes it receives for I am a man of integrity. Much more than can be said for Knucklehead. Just sad, man.

... muzzl3? have you returned to us? how is terri?

[Diode]

Originally Posted by Hush

Lmaooooo

#fatbags

[Diode]

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

Lookin like ramsay Bolton took his pride and now he eats dick for a living

Eyebrows on reek

shouldve saved that for a battle bc lollllllllllll

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Diode

shouldve saved that for a battle bc lollllllllllll

Jesus knuck creativity flexing

This is lookin good 4 his battles tbh

[Batty]

This nigga got furniture made out of Little Caesar's boxes and masking tape.

Looking like Tingle from Legend of Zelda with Hep C.


Looking like squires for Monty Python characters


Looking like he made Cloud Strife's sword out of a bumper from an 87 Dodge Ram.

Looking like he freebases funnel cake batter with the stepdad from The Santa Clause.

Looking like he's a background character in a live action theatrical version of Disney Pixar's Monsters University.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by Lil Muffin

Jesus knuck creativity flexing

This is lookin good 4 his battles tbh

I'm always good in battles

Ask nyvillian and d. Omen bout 07 knuck

Ask karp and cashius bout 14 knuck

I been top 10 no other option

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

I'm always good in battles

Ask nyvillian and d. Omen bout 07 knuck

Ask karp and cashius bout 14 knuck

I been top 10 no other option

Well u ain't number one or number 2 coz I'm stuntin like My dAddy

YOUNG STUNNNNNNAAAA?

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Batty

This nigga got furniture made out of Little Caesar's boxes and masking tape.

Looking like Tingle from Legend of Zelda with Hep C.


Looking like squires for Monty Python characters


Looking like he made Cloud Strife's sword out of a bumper from an 87 Dodge Ram.

Looking like he freebases funnel cake batter with the stepdad from The Santa Clause.

Looking like he's a background character in a live action theatrical version of Disney Pixar's Monsters University.

Funnel cake...jeeez

[Vulgar]

Originally Posted by Batty

Looking like squires for Monty Python characters

/thread

[Hush]

nigga look like a claymation statue for the robot chicken special of "aaah real monsters"

[Batty]

Originally Posted by Hush

nigga look like a claymation statue for the robot chicken special of "aaah real monsters"

way way leaned.


Lookin like the true life story that The Waterboy was based off of.


Lookin like Master Splinter with a Luke Duke fade.


Lookin like he runs a website dedicated to decoding hidden sexual messages in Good Luck Charlie.


Lookin like he had a childhood injury with a trampoline spring that cost him a testicle.


Lookin like he wacks off into worm farms


looking like a test pilot for RC Gundam planes


lookin like part of his house is built entirely out of Legos.

Lookin like he got stage 3 faggot-asthma that requires a penis shaped menthol inhalor

Lookin like he works in a lab where he trains roaches to wash and wax Hot Wheels.

[Vulgar]

[Vulgar]

Looking like a gnomish dollmaker.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lookin like a model plane mechanic from Indiana

Lookin like he really bad at txt battles

Lookin like he tapes cutouts of his face on minor characters from The Antman comics

Lookin like he owns a long haired cat or 7

[Vulgar]

lookin like he eats graham crackers w/ salamander sauce

[Wise Wiggles]

Looking like he smokes potato bugs out of a pencil sharpener and trips out on his grandmother's wallpaper

This nigga has a fetish for elderly midgets

looking like this guy laced his mother's garden with Lord of the Ring figurines in battle sequences and blows his fucking wad if anyone fucks with them

Looking like he goes to karaoke bars puts in requests for lutheran hymns that were bbeing sung in the bacjgroubd while he was raped with a lit prayer candle

[Wise Wiggles]

Looking like he gave the vagrant on the corner a rim job and hamstring massage for that sports jacket

[Batty]

[Vulgar]

Lol

Lookin like a Narnian pressure washer got the weekend off but spent it in a David Cronenberg film convention

[Hush]

Nigga look like beaker from the muppets moved to sunny dale trailer park