Got a last minute call to cater at an Indian party last night - Page 2

big baby · 05-17-2015, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Certain

I don't even know where to start with Muff thinking MIA looks poor. Never in her life has she had less than 10 times as much money as you. And if we're talking about looking broke as shit, do you even own anything but white T's? And they're not even the Dem Franchize Boyz white T's. Little undershirts that probably have holes in the pits from your corrosive body odor. Your oil-diving ass looks like it hasn't seen clear water in at least three years.

And Phil, really. Phil. You hit up girls from Northeast for chicken wing fried hard Tinder dates. These girls have C-section scars but no kids. These are the types who work at a strip club as bouncers.

And she's Sri Lankan English, you fucking troglodytes.

fixed ya fucka diiyote

Wise Wiggles · 05-17-2015, 06:29 PM

She looks like a knock off Anne Hathaway

Split Eight · 05-17-2015, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Certain

I don't even know where to start with Muff thinking MIA looks poor. Never in her life has she had less than 10 times as much money as you. And if we're talking about looking broke as shit, do you even own anything but white T's? And they're not even the Dem Franchize Boyz white T's. Little undershirts that probably have holes in the pits from your corrosive body odor. Your oil-diving ass looks like it hasn't seen clear water in at least three years.

And Phil, really. Phil. You hit up girls from Northeast for chicken wing fried hard Tinder dates. These girls have C-section scars but no kids. These are the types who work at a strip club as bouncers.

And she's Sri Lankan English, you fucking troglodytes.

This is photograph is literally a poster in my room

El Muffin · 05-17-2015, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Certain

I don't even know where to start with Muff thinking MIA looks poor. Never in her life has she had less than 10 times as much money as you. And if we're talking about looking broke as shit, do you even own anything but white T's? And they're not even the Dem Franchize Boyz white T's. Little undershirts that probably have holes in the pits from your corrosive body odor. Your oil-diving ass looks like it hasn't seen clear water in at least three years.

And Phil, really. Phil. You hit up girls from Northeast for chicken wing fried hard Tinder dates. These girls have C-section scars but no kids. These are the types who work at a strip club as bouncers.

And she's Sri Lankan English, you fucking troglodytes.

Lol gone @this nigga waiting all this time calling 9n his negalulzt like goku doin a spiritbomb then u post this.

Lmao ok. Let's ignore 5he fact 5hat I took off my polo Each time I took a pic in my bedroom..coz it's my bedroom. While u over analyzing tshirts that's just indicative of u being a hating ass nigga

Let's ignore the fact u don't even post pics right?

I bet Ud dress up 4 em n still look like warmed over death

I'll wait

El Muffin · 05-17-2015, 08:40 PM

9h n she's Sri Lankan u troglodytes

like Rudyard kipling!

Nigga Sri Lanka 5his dick in your mouth stfu faggot

El Muffin · 05-17-2015, 08:43 PM

fk certain not split
lol

Diode · 05-17-2015, 10:27 PM

i moved out of the northeast over this

Fig · 05-17-2015, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Diode

i moved out of the northeast over this

Tell me about it. My town is the third most populated with Indians in America (per capita) specifically those that follow Sikhism

Eŋg · 05-18-2015, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Drencrom Muff

She ugly

Hush · 05-18-2015, 03:42 AM

Muslims smell the worst tho
Aye rabs always smells like goat milk soaked socks

dead man · 05-18-2015, 04:05 AM

arabs though.

i was at Malpensa airport this past December waiting in the ticket/bag check line for what i thought was my Turkish Airlines flight. it's about 4am and i've been at the terminal since like 10 the previous a night. so i'm a bit tuned out. what hit me first was the fucking smell. it just smacks you like a fucking brick to the face. a brick made of goat shit and spicy nutsack sweat. i look around and realize everybody in line were 6+ groups of arabian people. next, i realize i was waiting in line for a Qatar Airways flight.

i can't even imagine that odor concentrated and confined to an airtight plane cabin.

Ullr · 05-18-2015, 04:34 AM

Yo fig did you eat that cream curry off a fine ass indi chick?

tell me you didn't go to this crazy party and din't get any loosey tail

big baby · 05-18-2015, 05:41 AM

fucking gone

board: man yall racist wtf man horrible wow spics and niggers huh wouldnt say that to my face
same board: man fucking an entire country smell like dogshit fucking soaked spice cat socks ASSHOLE horrible fucking i moved out of my country REGION to escape the horrible smell. wasnt even like anything else

just the smell lol

#rip bb king tho great musiciN FUCK NIGGERS

jesus christ you guyz r fucka idiyotes to tenth power

El Muffin · 05-18-2015, 06:13 AM

Your a stupid nigger faggot bb

Fig · 05-18-2015, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Ullr

Yo fig did you eat that cream curry off a fine ass indi chick?

tell me you didn't go to this crazy party and din't get any loosey tail

Yeah I wrapped my cock in Naan and stuffed it in the wifes ass.

Fig · 05-18-2015, 09:14 AM

You know what's crazy, when those Indian people were done with their food, a lot of them just put their plates on a pile on the floor.

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Ullr Norse God Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 221 Battle Record: 5-6 Rep Power: 0	Yo fig did you eat that cream curry off a fine ass indi chick? tell me you didn't go to this crazy party and din't get any loosey tail

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05-18-2015, 09:14 AM	#36
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