Got a last minute call to cater at an Indian party last night
 

Guys daughter was getting married.

I was told it was going to be a little barbecue.

First off, these niggas live in a mansion. They're driveway is like a quarter mile.

I turn around the corner of their big ass house and stumbled upon all of India.

Probably like 200 people. Some fucking barbecue.

These people party harder than you could imagine. The one bitch dressed in normal clothing, yea, her titties were just plopping out. There were children around!

Hundreds of dollar bills all over the floor/tables. No one even cared to pick any up. They're all so rich.

They were hooking me up with shots and I got 200 just for working 4 hours.

Still trying to recover

Must've smelled HORRIBLE

Surprisingly,
































yes it did very badly

Fuck idk how you did it bra

It sounds both fun and kind rancid at the same time.

rich assholes and only 200 for 4 hours????? i would ask for a g

Now u can pay the rent

Yeah dude...Indians stink.


And I ain't talking about the baseball team

What about Bangladeshi women?

I always wanted to fuck M.I.A since "Paper Planes"

Actually bout to watch that right now w/ her interesting looking ass

Sucks she got preggo

Please tell me you're joking dude. Please!

Haha

Lol she look like weird in that vid

But cute @ times in the slummiest way?

Then weird again

It's the strangest thing to me

Makeup I guess?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y
0:12 wtf no
0:15 hmm yes
0:16 oh god what is that
0:19 *vomits *

1:18-1:w.e I'd cum dump that hoes face man

I think it's the dirty hair look. U wouldn't throat 1:18? Be honest

Sry srs query

She ugly but iono lips?

Nah dude. She's gross looking to me

some persian womens are bombaf

I think I have a strange fetish for abandoned dystopian Ellis Island looking hoes

Frfr

Did you serve Figs?

I don't even know where to start with Muff thinking MIA looks poor. Never in her life has she had less than 10 times as much money as you. And if we're talking about looking broke as shit, do you even own anything but white T's? And they're not even the Dem Franchize Boyz white T's. Little undershirts that probably have holes in the pits from your corrosive body odor. Your oil-diving ass looks like it hasn't seen clear water in at least three years.

And Phil, really. Phil. You hit up girls from Northeast for chicken wing fried hard Tinder dates. These girls have C-section scars but no kids. These are the types who work at a strip club as bouncers.

http://i.imgur.com/EHiHwHg.jpg

And she's Sri Lankan English, you fucking troglodytes.

Dead @ C-Section scars but no kids.

@Dr Dog