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Got a last minute call to cater at an Indian party last night
Guys daughter was getting married.
I was told it was going to be a little barbecue. First off, these niggas live in a mansion. They're driveway is like a quarter mile. I turn around the corner of their big ass house and stumbled upon all of India. Probably like 200 people. Some fucking barbecue. These people party harder than you could imagine. The one bitch dressed in normal clothing, yea, her titties were just plopping out. There were children around! Hundreds of dollar bills all over the floor/tables. No one even cared to pick any up. They're all so rich. They were hooking me up with shots and I got 200 just for working 4 hours. Still trying to recover
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05-17-2015, 02:33 AM
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Must've smelled HORRIBLE
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05-17-2015, 02:35 AM
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Surprisingly,
yes it did very badly
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05-17-2015, 04:36 AM
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Fuck idk how you did it bra
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05-17-2015, 04:58 AM
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It sounds both fun and kind rancid at the same time.
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05-17-2015, 07:51 AM
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You Next
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rich assholes and only 200 for 4 hours????? i would ask for a g
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05-17-2015, 12:11 PM
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DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
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Now u can pay the rent
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople |
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05-17-2015, 12:58 PM
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Yeah dude...Indians stink.
And I ain't talking about the baseball team |
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05-17-2015, 01:25 PM
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DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
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What about Bangladeshi women?
I always wanted to fuck M.I.A since "Paper Planes" Actually bout to watch that right now w/ her interesting looking ass Sucks she got preggo
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05-17-2015, 01:26 PM
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05-17-2015, 01:44 PM
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DOHpe since 02'
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Haha
Lol she look like weird in that vid But cute @ times in the slummiest way? Then weird again It's the strangest thing to me Makeup I guess?
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05-17-2015, 01:49 PM
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DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y
0:12 wtf no 0:15 hmm yes 0:16 oh god what is that 0:19 *vomits *
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05-17-2015, 01:55 PM
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DOHpe since 02'
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1:18-1:w.e I'd cum dump that hoes face man
I think it's the dirty hair look. U wouldn't throat 1:18? Be honest Sry srs query She ugly but iono lips?
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05-17-2015, 02:32 PM
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World's Heaviest Ghost
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Nah dude. She's gross looking to me
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05-17-2015, 02:45 PM
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You Next
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some persian womens are bombaf
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05-17-2015, 02:57 PM
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DOHpe since 02'
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I think I have a strange fetish for abandoned dystopian Ellis Island looking hoes
Frfr
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05-17-2015, 03:10 PM
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Did you serve Figs?
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05-17-2015, 03:24 PM
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I don't even know where to start with Muff thinking MIA looks poor. Never in her life has she had less than 10 times as much money as you. And if we're talking about looking broke as shit, do you even own anything but white T's? And they're not even the Dem Franchize Boyz white T's. Little undershirts that probably have holes in the pits from your corrosive body odor. Your oil-diving ass looks like it hasn't seen clear water in at least three years.
And Phil, really. Phil. You hit up girls from Northeast for chicken wing fried hard Tinder dates. These girls have C-section scars but no kids. These are the types who work at a strip club as bouncers.  And she's Sri Lankan English, you fucking troglodytes. |
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05-17-2015, 03:30 PM
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Dead @ C-Section scars but no kids.
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