swab test tomar wish me luck

...the Nagger · 03-19-2015, 10:36 AM

I got an interview at Lowe's tomar

After some research (i called Lowes acting like I was conducting a survey) I discovered that they do a swab test

I'm smoking a blunt one right, its my last one. I just copped some Listerine, imma use half the bottle and brush my mouth like a mug, I'll let y'all know the results

Its gonna work tho. Imma get this seasonal job and eventually complete my plan to take over

Aero don't joke me bro. I know I'm broke but this second job should help !e for now. I'm gonna be my own boss in two years

Diode · 03-19-2015, 12:03 PM

from NASA to Lowes

dirt gonna dirt

Strikta · 03-19-2015, 12:11 PM

That won't work.

Hush · 03-19-2015, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode

from NASA to Lowes

dirt gonna dirt

Fucking long gone

Troll thread tho

Diode · 03-19-2015, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta

That won't work.

thread is now dirt person approved

congrats eddie

look at the company you keep

smh

Geno · 03-19-2015, 12:36 PM

lmfao
eddy on that strikta move with some clorox mouthwash in mind
lmfao -they gonna look in your mouth and see all albino toungue and shit like who the fuck is this guy

good luck with that -id have to bet against you though lol

Diode · 03-19-2015, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genocide

lmfao
eddy on that strikta move with some clorox mouthwash in mind
lmfao -they gonna look in your mouth and see all albino toungue and shit like who the fuck is this guy

good luck with that -id have to bet against you though lol

ALWAYS BET AGAINST EDDIE LOL

veritas · 03-19-2015, 12:59 PM

ITT: DIODE ACCEPTS HIS MILLION DOLLAR MAN HEEL CHARACTER.

Diode · 03-19-2015, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veritas the invincible

ITT: DIODE ACCEPTS HIS MILLION DOLLAR MAN HEEL CHARACTER.

Inno · 03-19-2015, 01:15 PM

you can cut the thr distain diode has for eddie itt

Ghost1 · 03-19-2015, 02:25 PM

Lol dead@debiase gif

Also munster....we dont acknowledge aero any longer.

Good luk on ur swab test boss.

StarFaggot · 03-19-2015, 02:43 PM

Props to the notion of being your own boss in a couple of years. Long as you working there's no shame in it.

Glossy Finish Dick Lips · 03-19-2015, 06:45 PM

I heard rinsing your mouth with hydrogen peroxide works.

Let me know if it's true.

Diode · 03-19-2015, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glossy Finish Dick Lips

I heard rinsing your mouth with hydrogen peroxide works.

Let me know if it's true.

that what u do when some of the cum gets in your mouth??

Destroyer · 03-19-2015, 08:23 PM

huzzah!

Mutilate · 03-20-2015, 02:01 AM

Blowin down a blunt thinking of the swab test
My life's a mess but momma always said I was the best
Check the fresh, the steeze. that's leaking off of me
She on her knees, I scream. suck me suck me pleeeeaaase
Parking lot at lowes snorting roxy up my nose FUCK I got powder on my clothes oh well it's time to go.
I'ma G check this Boss, b
Wrist and neck floss-y
Downed a bottle of listerine this morning so get off me

I'm 40 without a pension
them stories done got me pissed & I'm mourning a family victim
who's soaring on clouds of wisdom
as I'm pouring out my Guinness
Well I'm not sure on how to end this

Strikta · 03-20-2015, 02:02 AM

Smh.

Mutilate · 03-20-2015, 02:15 AM

They need janitors too, to clean and handle the poo
The way I dismantle a broom is considered a scandle my dude
I grip the mop and flip the top of some soap dispenser
I'll leave you broke and injured if you flop on my wax coat you ginger
Scrubbing toilets gots ya boy lit, who knew I could get this high
Playing scratch and sniff with crusty stains I shouldn't rub my eye
Working side by side teeny boppers just isn't proper
Sweat beading on my neck, it's greasy. locked in my closet with a pet zucchini
Looking extra creepy.
In a stretched bikini.

Mutilate · 03-20-2015, 02:18 AM

This isn't the cypher? My bad

Glossy Finish Dick Lips · 03-20-2015, 09:47 AM

You gay as fuck diode.

03-19-2015, 10:36 AM	#1
...the Nagger Junior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,862 Battle Record: 4-4 Rep Power: 15781384	swab test tomar wish me luck I got an interview at Lowe's tomar After some research (i called Lowes acting like I was conducting a survey) I discovered that they do a swab test I'm smoking a blunt one right, its my last one. I just copped some Listerine, imma use half the bottle and brush my mouth like a mug, I'll let y'all know the results Its gonna work tho. Imma get this seasonal job and eventually complete my plan to take over Aero don't joke me bro. I know I'm broke but this second job should help !e for now. I'm gonna be my own boss in two years

03-19-2015, 12:03 PM	#2
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,158 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899407	from NASA to Lowes dirt gonna dirt __________________

03-19-2015, 12:36 PM	#6
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,330 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036758	lmfao eddy on that strikta move with some clorox mouthwash in mind lmfao -they gonna look in your mouth and see all albino toungue and shit like who the fuck is this guy good luck with that -id have to bet against you though lol __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

03-19-2015, 02:43 PM	#12
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,110 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	Props to the notion of being your own boss in a couple of years. Long as you working there's no shame in it. __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B]

03-19-2015, 12:11 PM	#3
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	That won't work.

03-19-2015, 01:15 PM	#10
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,005 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899400	you can cut the thr distain diode has for eddie itt

03-19-2015, 02:25 PM	#11
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,349 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181442	Lol dead@debiase gif Also munster....we dont acknowledge aero any longer. Good luk on ur swab test boss.

03-19-2015, 06:45 PM	#13
Glossy Finish Dick Lips Banned Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Astoria, NY Posts: 1,417 Battle Record: 10-4 Rep Power: 0	I heard rinsing your mouth with hydrogen peroxide works. Let me know if it's true.

03-20-2015, 02:01 AM	#16
Mutilate Detained Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 234 Battle Record: 2-3 Rep Power: 0	Blowin down a blunt thinking of the swab test My life's a mess but momma always said I was the best Check the fresh, the steeze. that's leaking off of me She on her knees, I scream. suck me suck me pleeeeaaase Parking lot at lowes snorting roxy up my nose FUCK I got powder on my clothes oh well it's time to go. I'ma G check this Boss, b Wrist and neck floss-y Downed a bottle of listerine this morning so get off me I'm 40 without a pension them stories done got me pissed & I'm mourning a family victim who's soaring on clouds of wisdom as I'm pouring out my Guinness Well I'm not sure on how to end this

03-20-2015, 02:02 AM	#17
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	Smh.

03-20-2015, 02:15 AM	#18
Mutilate Detained Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 234 Battle Record: 2-3 Rep Power: 0	They need janitors too, to clean and handle the poo The way I dismantle a broom is considered a scandle my dude I grip the mop and flip the top of some soap dispenser I'll leave you broke and injured if you flop on my wax coat you ginger Scrubbing toilets gots ya boy lit, who knew I could get this high Playing scratch and sniff with crusty stains I shouldn't rub my eye Working side by side teeny boppers just isn't proper Sweat beading on my neck, it's greasy. locked in my closet with a pet zucchini Looking extra creepy. In a stretched bikini.

03-20-2015, 02:18 AM	#19
Mutilate Detained Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 234 Battle Record: 2-3 Rep Power: 0	This isn't the cypher? My bad

03-20-2015, 09:47 AM	#20
Glossy Finish Dick Lips Banned Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Astoria, NY Posts: 1,417 Battle Record: 10-4 Rep Power: 0	You gay as fuck diode.