swab test tomar wish me luck
 

I got an interview at Lowe's tomar

After some research (i called Lowes acting like I was conducting a survey) I discovered that they do a swab test

I'm smoking a blunt one right, its my last one. I just copped some Listerine, imma use half the bottle and brush my mouth like a mug, I'll let y'all know the results

Its gonna work tho. Imma get this seasonal job and eventually complete my plan to take over

Aero don't joke me bro. I know I'm broke but this second job should help !e for now. I'm gonna be my own boss in two years

from NASA to Lowes

dirt gonna dirt

That won't work.

Fucking long gone


Troll thread tho

thread is now dirt person approved

congrats eddie

look at the company you keep

smh

lmfao
eddy on that strikta move with some clorox mouthwash in mind
lmfao -they gonna look in your mouth and see all albino toungue and shit like who the fuck is this guy

good luck with that -id have to bet against you though lol

ALWAYS BET AGAINST EDDIE LOL

ITT: DIODE ACCEPTS HIS MILLION DOLLAR MAN HEEL CHARACTER.

you can cut the thr distain diode has for eddie itt

Lol dead@debiase gif


Also munster....we dont acknowledge aero any longer.


Good luk on ur swab test boss.

Props to the notion of being your own boss in a couple of years. Long as you working there's no shame in it.

I heard rinsing your mouth with hydrogen peroxide works.




Let me know if it's true.

that what u do when some of the cum gets in your mouth??

huzzah!

Blowin down a blunt thinking of the swab test
My life's a mess but momma always said I was the best
Check the fresh, the steeze. that's leaking off of me
She on her knees, I scream. suck me suck me pleeeeaaase
Parking lot at lowes snorting roxy up my nose FUCK I got powder on my clothes oh well it's time to go.
I'ma G check this Boss, b
Wrist and neck floss-y
Downed a bottle of listerine this morning so get off me

I'm 40 without a pension
them stories done got me pissed & I'm mourning a family victim
who's soaring on clouds of wisdom
as I'm pouring out my Guinness
Well I'm not sure on how to end this

Smh.

They need janitors too, to clean and handle the poo
The way I dismantle a broom is considered a scandle my dude
I grip the mop and flip the top of some soap dispenser
I'll leave you broke and injured if you flop on my wax coat you ginger
Scrubbing toilets gots ya boy lit, who knew I could get this high
Playing scratch and sniff with crusty stains I shouldn't rub my eye
Working side by side teeny boppers just isn't proper
Sweat beading on my neck, it's greasy. locked in my closet with a pet zucchini
Looking extra creepy.
In a stretched bikini.

This isn't the cypher? My bad

You gay as fuck diode.