Top 10 things Bleak does when he logs onto his cpu

Hush · 04-16-2013, 08:01 PM

1. checks craigs list for m4m postings

2. weeps openly

3. tries to fit it on hiphop based txt msg boards

4. photoshops pokemon faces onto mount rushmore

5. googles photographs of the human gastric system

6. edits wikipedia entries on 1990s sitcoms

7. waters the faggot tree

8. youtubes hummus recipes, has never tasted hummus

9. 45 mins of skype with lithuianian mime

10. hacks into govt websites in search of the truth behind chyeeans chin

plz add your own.

Destroyer · 04-16-2013, 08:02 PM

death @ weeps openly

Split · 04-16-2013, 08:03 PM

afdglfjka;dlakgrm

Sharp · 04-16-2013, 08:14 PM

Fuckin dead lmao

Allen Knight · 04-16-2013, 08:24 PM

haaaa
gone @ num 9

Split · 04-16-2013, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush

1. checks craigs list for m4m postings

2. weeps openly

3. tries to fit it on hiphop based txt msg boards

4. photoshops pokemon faces onto mount rushmore

5. googles photographs of the human gastric system

6. edits wikipedia entries on 1990s sitcoms

7. waters the faggot tree

8. youtubes hummus recipes, has never tasted hummus

9. 45 mins of skype with lithuianian mime

10. hacks into govt websites in search of the truth behind chyeeans chin

plz add your own.

11. buys used condom wrappers in bulk with Bitcoins on the dl to leave around his apartment
12. adds to his 25+ page Word doc of witty comebacks for Bags repeated character assassinations
13. watches Freaks and Geeks reruns crying into a pint of Haagen Dajs, wondering why his social circle looks more like his uncaressed ballsack than a Venn Diagram
14. reenacts his life of GTA: SA with custom skins of boarders for his NC's machinima, to be released on his birthday
15. thinks up which name for his fleshlight would get the most upvotes on reddit

all luv no h8
1

bleak · 04-16-2013, 08:34 PM

rofl #12 saved the thread.

waters the faggot tree, really? lmao you're losing your edge Vic.

Split · 04-16-2013, 08:35 PM

16. contributes to threads openly attacking him

bleak · 04-16-2013, 08:36 PM

17. Doesn't care about the crusade to ride my dick repeatedly.

EDIT: Take your time Split I know you got a few more jokes to run over in your head.

Ghost1 · 04-16-2013, 08:58 PM

18. Breathes in the glow from his monitor and sighs oddly
19. Youtubes preying mantis clip vids
20. Writes fanfiction for jason presleys character from 90210 in a future setting where he is the owner of the peach pit.

~RustyGunZ~ · 04-16-2013, 09:08 PM

dead @ 90210 and hushs whole list

Split · 04-16-2013, 09:08 PM

21. Dyes his prolific bush green and shows folks on Omegle Jr his chia pet

~RustyGunZ~ · 04-16-2013, 09:09 PM

21. goes to page 204 of google images "pound of marijuana" for new reddit post

Vulgar · 04-17-2013, 12:19 AM

22. always strikes out at first base with a woman even though it's not how the game works. (swing and a miss) According to the umpire, bleak transcends average young aged men in terms of his incompetence with the opposite sex. No suaveness? Perhaps. No boarding accolades?

23. will call c.d.m. shortly after this thread perspires.

bleak · 04-17-2013, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vulgar

22. always strikes out at first base

/thread

Flow · 04-17-2013, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

20. Writes fanfiction for jason presleys character from 90210 in a future setting where he is the owner of the peach pit.

hahahahahahahahahahah

04-16-2013, 08:03 PM	#3
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,904 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899396	afdglfjka;dlakgrm __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

04-16-2013, 08:35 PM	#8
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,904 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899396	16. contributes to threads openly attacking him __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

04-16-2013, 08:01 PM	#1
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,042 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181417	Top 10 things Bleak does when he logs onto his cpu 1. checks craigs list for m4m postings 2. weeps openly 3. tries to fit it on hiphop based txt msg boards 4. photoshops pokemon faces onto mount rushmore 5. googles photographs of the human gastric system 6. edits wikipedia entries on 1990s sitcoms 7. waters the faggot tree 8. youtubes hummus recipes, has never tasted hummus 9. 45 mins of skype with lithuianian mime 10. hacks into govt websites in search of the truth behind chyeeans chin plz add your own.

04-16-2013, 08:02 PM	#2
Destroyer Bags will be avenged Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,622 Battle Record: 85-58 Accomplishments - 50+ Wins Champed - Gimmick Battle League - 1-2 Punch League (5x) - Fight Night LXXIX - Fight Night 4 - Netcees Battle League (2x) - NPL Roast Rep Power: 84181418	death @ weeps openly

04-16-2013, 08:24 PM	#5
Allen Knight The Bad Guys. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,168 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899398	haaaa gone @ num 9

04-16-2013, 09:08 PM	#11
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,853 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899403	dead @ 90210 and hushs whole list

04-16-2013, 09:09 PM	#13
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,853 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899403	21. goes to page 204 of google images "pound of marijuana" for new reddit post

04-17-2013, 12:19 AM	#14
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604317	22. always strikes out at first base with a woman even though it's not how the game works. (swing and a miss) According to the umpire, bleak transcends average young aged men in terms of his incompetence with the opposite sex. No suaveness? Perhaps. No boarding accolades? 23. will call c.d.m. shortly after this thread perspires.