Top 10 things Bleak does when he logs onto his cpu
 

1. checks craigs list for m4m postings

2. weeps openly

3. tries to fit it on hiphop based txt msg boards

4. photoshops pokemon faces onto mount rushmore

5. googles photographs of the human gastric system

6. edits wikipedia entries on 1990s sitcoms

7. waters the faggot tree

8. youtubes hummus recipes, has never tasted hummus

9. 45 mins of skype with lithuianian mime

10. hacks into govt websites in search of the truth behind chyeeans chin



plz add your own.

death @ weeps openly

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Fuckin dead lmao

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gone @ num 9

11. buys used condom wrappers in bulk with Bitcoins on the dl to leave around his apartment
12. adds to his 25+ page Word doc of witty comebacks for Bags repeated character assassinations
13. watches Freaks and Geeks reruns crying into a pint of Haagen Dajs, wondering why his social circle looks more like his uncaressed ballsack than a Venn Diagram
14. reenacts his life of GTA: SA with custom skins of boarders for his NC's machinima, to be released on his birthday
15. thinks up which name for his fleshlight would get the most upvotes on reddit



all luv no h8
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rofl #12 saved the thread.

waters the faggot tree, really? lmao you're losing your edge Vic.

16. contributes to threads openly attacking him

17. Doesn't care about the crusade to ride my dick repeatedly.

EDIT: Take your time Split I know you got a few more jokes to run over in your head.

18. Breathes in the glow from his monitor and sighs oddly
19. Youtubes preying mantis clip vids
20. Writes fanfiction for jason presleys character from 90210 in a future setting where he is the owner of the peach pit.

dead @ 90210 and hushs whole list

21. Dyes his prolific bush green and shows folks on Omegle Jr his chia pet

21. goes to page 204 of google images "pound of marijuana" for new reddit post

22. always strikes out at first base with a woman even though it's not how the game works. (swing and a miss) According to the umpire, bleak transcends average young aged men in terms of his incompetence with the opposite sex. No suaveness? Perhaps. No boarding accolades?

23. will call c.d.m. shortly after this thread perspires.

/thread

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