Despite my conviction, I must ask - Page 2

boof · 02-24-2015, 02:26 PM

of course you should wash your hands you gross motherfucker

boof · 02-24-2015, 02:27 PM

biting your nails is only disgusting if you DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER PISSING

PancakeBrah · 02-24-2015, 02:32 PM

Oats confirmed for future Ebola patient.

Because thats how you get Ebola dude.

I'm at a current 78% wash rate for my adult life. I do it the majority of the time. But sometimes I'm like fuckit and just run the water for a few seconds so that people think I did it.

oats · 02-24-2015, 06:08 PM

I wash my hands too much I think, dries my shit out. So unless I'm pissing on myself, or wiping my ass, or about to eat food, I trust the cleanliness of my dick.

uh-oh · 02-24-2015, 06:09 PM

IM WITH YOU OATS

i only wash my hands when someone else is in there lol

my immune system is on point

your piss is clean. even if you pissed into your mouth and gargled and drank it you ain't gonna get sick from it

but i mean i guess if you got splash back from the urinal itself it might have some bacteria/virus growing in the piss water of the urinal

Wise Wiggles · 02-24-2015, 06:19 PM

Wash yo fucking hands

Mike Wrecka · 02-24-2015, 06:38 PM

Touching ur dick ain't gonna germ up your hands, touching the faucet handles, the soap dispenser and the paper towel dispenser will though

If the only thing u touch in a public bathroom is ur dick u done navigated that cesspool of filth correctly

oats · 02-25-2015, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

Touching ur dick ain't gonna germ up your hands, touching the faucet handles, the soap dispenser and the paper towel dispenser will though

If the only thing u touch in a public bathroom is ur dick u done navigated that cesspool of filth correctly

thank you, Mike. I'm glad someone else here is sensible.

Certain · 02-25-2015, 04:02 AM

I need a new tag-team partner.

Witty · 02-25-2015, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

I need a new tag-team partner.

Cox???

Greed · 02-25-2015, 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

Touching ur dick ain't gonna germ up your hands, touching the faucet handles, the soap dispenser and the paper towel dispenser will though

If the only thing u touch in a public bathroom is ur dick u done navigated that cesspool of filth correctly

Well put.

oats · 02-25-2015, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

I need a new tag-team partner.

say goodbye to our future hit Coat RACK$$$

Placer · 02-25-2015, 07:41 AM

idont hold my dick while ipiss,but yh,the germs im more worried about is from the rest of the area like Mike mentioned. cruising to the bathroom tho lol.

Wise Wiggles · 02-25-2015, 08:23 AM

Wash your fucking phone

Witty · 02-25-2015, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wise Wiggles

Wash your fucking phone

Lmao.

Nailed it.

Rep is obv.

Witty · 02-25-2015, 10:46 AM

Edit - Nvm, it's working now.

Wtf.

02-24-2015, 02:32 PM	#23
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Oats confirmed for future Ebola patient. Because thats how you get Ebola dude. I'm at a current 78% wash rate for my adult life. I do it the majority of the time. But sometimes I'm like fuckit and just run the water for a few seconds so that people think I did it. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

02-24-2015, 06:08 PM	#24
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	I wash my hands too much I think, dries my shit out. So unless I'm pissing on myself, or wiping my ass, or about to eat food, I trust the cleanliness of my dick. __________________ You should be water

02-24-2015, 06:09 PM	#25
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	IM WITH YOU OATS i only wash my hands when someone else is in there lol my immune system is on point your piss is clean. even if you pissed into your mouth and gargled and drank it you ain't gonna get sick from it but i mean i guess if you got splash back from the urinal itself it might have some bacteria/virus growing in the piss water of the urinal __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

02-24-2015, 06:19 PM	#26
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	Wash yo fucking hands __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

02-24-2015, 06:38 PM	#27
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,591 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779338	Touching ur dick ain't gonna germ up your hands, touching the faucet handles, the soap dispenser and the paper towel dispenser will though If the only thing u touch in a public bathroom is ur dick u done navigated that cesspool of filth correctly __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

02-24-2015, 02:26 PM	#21
boof Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,620 Rep Power: 21316672	of course you should wash your hands you gross motherfucker

02-24-2015, 02:27 PM	#22
boof Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,620 Rep Power: 21316672	biting your nails is only disgusting if you DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER PISSING

02-25-2015, 04:02 AM	#29
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	I need a new tag-team partner.

02-25-2015, 07:41 AM	#33
Placer Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 8 Rep Power: 0	idont hold my dick while ipiss,but yh,the germs im more worried about is from the rest of the area like Mike mentioned. cruising to the bathroom tho lol.

02-25-2015, 08:23 AM	#34
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	Wash your fucking phone __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

02-25-2015, 10:46 AM	#36
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Edit - Nvm, it's working now. Wtf. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.