Despite my conviction, I must ask

oats · 02-24-2015, 06:39 AM

so I was cruising in the bathroom with my coworker, taking a piss. We were a urinal apart, but there's a corridor jutting in between so we couldn't catch that size-em-up peak, which is w/e. anyway, we were talking, and then he stopped to wash his hands, and I didn't. I maintain that, lest some rogue tremor wrest my hold on my dick and cause me to piss on myself, I don't need to wash my hands after I piss. I don't have a dirty dick, and I didn't piss on my hands, so why would I wash my hands?

anyway he called me out on it and was like that's gross man, but this dude also bites his nails which I find fucking disgusting. I feel firm in my belief here, but I gotta ask...am I right or am I unhygienic?

ill nik-A · 02-24-2015, 07:01 AM

U must, man...

No body wanna shake hands with a dude who just touched his thing
It's a world of business

Ghost1 · 02-24-2015, 07:14 AM

Ew man

Oats grading little gooked out sh8theads term papers w his dick soaked hands like LOL C PLUS OH AN NOW UR PAPER SMELLS LIKE ROMANO CHEESE LMAO.

Smh

shame on u

Witty · 02-24-2015, 07:28 AM

I just wash my dick thoroughly every morning and then I'm good for the day.

LOOPHOLES.

Strikta · 02-24-2015, 07:44 AM

It depends on the mood I'm in.

When I was a youngster it was rare.

Most times now I will tho.

oats · 02-24-2015, 08:08 AM

sounds like y'all got some dirty dicks to me. my shit's clean. I don't wash my hands when I touch my buttcheeks either, just if I wipe. do you guys wash your hands after you scratch your nuts, too? like, every time?

bags I would literally shit on your C pluses and send it home for a parent signature

Witty · 02-24-2015, 08:20 AM

OH OATS YOU'RE SO FUCKING GREAT WITH YOUR CLEAN TESTICLES I CAN EAT MY DINNER OFF, I'M SORRY I CAN'T BE AS FUCKING GOOD AS YOU AND HAVE MY GENITALS SHINY CLEAN AT ALL FUCKING TIMES BUT SOMETIMES I FORGET OK??????

Hush · 02-24-2015, 08:23 AM

Oak on that pissy draws flow

Batty · 02-24-2015, 09:06 AM

I got caught up in a long dramatic pause on "cruising in the bathroom".

That might just be me though.

Diode · 02-24-2015, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oats

sounds like y'all got some dirty dicks to me. my shit's clean. I don't wash my hands when I touch my buttcheeks either, just if I wipe. do you guys wash your hands after you scratch your nuts, too? like, every time?

bags I would literally shit on your C pluses and send it home for a parent signature

you can't see the micro piss splash you are getting on your hands.

Hush · 02-24-2015, 09:11 AM

U know this nigga be scratching his eye and shit too

oats · 02-24-2015, 09:52 AM

you guys that scared of potential micro splash of your own piss? bunch of Bilbo Baggins types round these parts

veritas · 02-24-2015, 10:28 AM

I think your anecdote chronicles a lack of wisdom pure and simple.

Eŋg · 02-24-2015, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oats

so I was cruising in the bathroom with my coworker

i left the thread at this point.

but no

i'm pretty sure i can piss without grabbing my junk. i'd still wash my hands afterward (unless i lived in the country).

Strikta · 02-24-2015, 10:31 AM

Da fuq?

Witty · 02-24-2015, 10:43 AM

honestly i agree with oats.

Hush · 02-24-2015, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eŋg

i left the thread at this point.

but no

i'm pretty sure i can piss without grabbing my junk. i'd still wash my hands afterward (unless i lived in the country).

Lmao
Cot damn shame

Mini dick ass nigguhs

imsoschool · 02-24-2015, 12:18 PM

Sometimes.

Strikta · 02-24-2015, 01:17 PM

I told u, ur done here.^^

Eŋg · 02-24-2015, 02:18 PM

nah. my shit flaccid is just perfect for a hands-free.

if how i take a piss has you thinking about the dimensions of my thing, that's weird.

02-24-2015, 06:39 AM	#1
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	Despite my conviction, I must ask so I was cruising in the bathroom with my coworker, taking a piss. We were a urinal apart, but there's a corridor jutting in between so we couldn't catch that size-em-up peak, which is w/e. anyway, we were talking, and then he stopped to wash his hands, and I didn't. I maintain that, lest some rogue tremor wrest my hold on my dick and cause me to piss on myself, I don't need to wash my hands after I piss. I don't have a dirty dick, and I didn't piss on my hands, so why would I wash my hands? anyway he called me out on it and was like that's gross man, but this dude also bites his nails which I find fucking disgusting. I feel firm in my belief here, but I gotta ask...am I right or am I unhygienic? __________________ You should be water

02-24-2015, 07:01 AM	#2
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,420 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164519	U must, man... No body wanna shake hands with a dude who just touched his thing It's a world of business __________________ Grumpy old man.

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I just wash my dick thoroughly every morning and then I'm good for the day. LOOPHOLES. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-24-2015, 08:08 AM	#6
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	sounds like y'all got some dirty dicks to me. my shit's clean. I don't wash my hands when I touch my buttcheeks either, just if I wipe. do you guys wash your hands after you scratch your nuts, too? like, every time? bags I would literally shit on your C pluses and send it home for a parent signature __________________ You should be water

02-24-2015, 08:20 AM	#7
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	OH OATS YOU'RE SO FUCKING GREAT WITH YOUR CLEAN TESTICLES I CAN EAT MY DINNER OFF, I'M SORRY I CAN'T BE AS FUCKING GOOD AS YOU AND HAVE MY GENITALS SHINY CLEAN AT ALL FUCKING TIMES BUT SOMETIMES I FORGET OK?????? __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-24-2015, 07:14 AM	#3
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	Ew man Oats grading little gooked out sh8theads term papers w his dick soaked hands like LOL C PLUS OH AN NOW UR PAPER SMELLS LIKE ROMANO CHEESE LMAO. Smh shame on u

02-24-2015, 07:44 AM	#5
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	It depends on the mood I'm in. When I was a youngster it was rare. Most times now I will tho.

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Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	Oak on that pissy draws flow __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

02-24-2015, 09:06 AM	#9
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	I got caught up in a long dramatic pause on "cruising in the bathroom". That might just be me though.

02-24-2015, 09:11 AM	#11
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	U know this nigga be scratching his eye and shit too __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

02-24-2015, 09:52 AM	#12
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	you guys that scared of potential micro splash of your own piss? bunch of Bilbo Baggins types round these parts __________________ You should be water

02-24-2015, 10:28 AM	#13
veritas HALL OF FAME Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: portal 7 to the 9th exponent Posts: 16,160 Battle Record: 3-5 Rep Power: 0	I think your anecdote chronicles a lack of wisdom pure and simple.

02-24-2015, 10:31 AM	#15
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	Da fuq?

02-24-2015, 10:43 AM	#16
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	honestly i agree with oats. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-24-2015, 12:18 PM	#18
imsoschool The Plug Best Friend Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: trap spot Posts: 26 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 2871195	Sometimes.

02-24-2015, 01:17 PM	#19
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	I told u, ur done here.^^

02-24-2015, 02:18 PM	#20
Eŋg rhyme capsule. Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 2,150 Rep Power: 0	nah. my shit flaccid is just perfect for a hands-free. if how i take a piss has you thinking about the dimensions of my thing, that's weird.