pancake brah - Page 2

El Muffin · 12-18-2014, 07:17 PM

Lol coming from a ball of lard w/ no aspirations in life

I'm laughing hard

Bet ur parents of proud of having a fucking a son that look like a fucking katamari ball rolled over every strain of disease known to man. Only to have it concentrated in his godforsaken face

Boy stahhp

Go ride a four wheeler down a steep embankment

I'm tired of you trying to salvage an existence through me

No. I'm untouchable

Your dispensable

Go away

Clayray · 12-18-2014, 07:24 PM

Tsk tsk you're doing it again Muff. Don't derail from the fact that you literally made something up about someone and you "heard" yada yada. Boy, you didn't hear shit, you lied. Sad & funny at the same time but I guess people without the proper attention in life constantly reach for more. So I'm done doing so Muff. You are a Loser, end of story. Goodbye.

Witty · 12-18-2014, 07:25 PM

Stfu you two...pancake is back :D

El Muffin · 12-18-2014, 07:26 PM

Lol who carrrres nigga

Go pop a pimple or something dog

Destroyer · 12-18-2014, 07:30 PM

yay!

PancakeBrah · 12-18-2014, 08:19 PM

To dear diary this, I honestly didn't guest this site much in my self-glorified absence. At first the weaning was difficult. Well, let me start at the beginning. This all began with the now legendary AIM chats between myself, Certain, Witty, big baby, Fig, Split, and CopyPat. We're cool people, because we AIM chat over our text rap forum bond in 2014. Anyways, one night I was drunk, like many a night. I had previously felt the inkling of lameness over my commitment to this site. So a number of factors melded together to lead me to publicly leaving this site. My level of alcohol consumption. The level of low level faggotry the board was experiencing (I now see that with Muff's continued posting and Clayton being a thing now that it's only gotten worse). Losing money at blackjack. Split Eight intimating that if he was my age on this board he'd kill himself. It's as if something in my central nervous system snapped, with all these factors. I started making topics, with my drunken fingers. I posted 'Easy Rider' by Action Bronson a lot. I gave my closing remarks as if it was a funeral. Things were said. I left. I really did leave, bros.

I will say that I ghosted to start, like I said. GOOD LORD BROS, IF THERE WAS A NETCEES-TINE PATCH, I WOULD'VE WORN IT. But there isn't, so I didn't. I immersed myself in Chess and alcohol and work and things. Eventually, I really did stop coming here. Period. Then, a week or so (?) after that happened I realized it. This is the relapsing moment that every addict knows. When the absence becomes obvious, known again. Then the itch came.

What if Bags had a heretofore unknown STD?

What if big baby was literally fighting Hush in real life on liveleak?

What if Knuck was black?

So I opened my browser. I typed in the letter 'n'. Chrome filled in the rest. Like a black youth on the corner, Chrome. "Just click it, Dan". "I got that fire, Dan."

You know me too well, Chrome.

So I did. And what was I to find? Fifteen Clayton topics. Muff triple posting posts that didn't deserve being posted at all. The Open Mic dying; great pieces being unfed. The AOWL dying.

I won't lie to you, I cried that day, bros.

But I held off. I didn't make a new account, no. I ghosted every few days. It only got worse. But I held strong. You've quit, Dan. Ok, I've quit.

But then...

HARK!

DESTRO

PANCAKE [SPACE] BRAH

Be still my heart.

Don't.

This can't.

I must return.

Witty · 12-18-2014, 08:25 PM

I cried.

Diode · 12-18-2014, 08:26 PM

meh.

if you ever leave the frozen tundra of rapey felon white dudes working in mines for charleston i will be happy to tell you all kinds of things

PancakeBrah · 12-18-2014, 08:27 PM

I've been thinking of moving, honestly.

And don't ever 'meh' me, Diode. I see through your hardened shell. You love cakebro.

Zen · 12-18-2014, 08:38 PM

Hey, Cake. I'm glad you're not dead.

PancakeBrah · 12-18-2014, 08:40 PM

Thank you. In return, I'm glad you're not a future father.

Diode · 12-18-2014, 08:41 PM

dancake let's discuss the bears

PancakeBrah · 12-18-2014, 08:46 PM

They're a shit show. If you're going to bench Cutler at least start Fales? Clausen is a known, shit, quantity. This is Tressman trying to save his job by proving he can make anyone but Cutler into a passable NFL QB. I was a Tressman fan. I think he's an OC, for another team, at best now. He can't lead a locker room.

But even that analysis forgets the real problems with this team. The offensive line is shit. Our linebackers are the worst in the league. Besides Fuller our secondary is horrible horseshit.

Forte's getting older. Our receivers got hurt. We have no depth.

We had a legit shot at a playoff spot if everything broke right. Everything broke even and then regression hit.

I pray for Rex Ryan. If the Jets are dumb enough to let him go and he comes to Chicago I'll be a happy man. We'll be bad for a few years but I'd trust him. I actually kind of like Emery as a GM so hopefully he stays.

Shit year, man.

Ghost1 · 12-18-2014, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dancake

To dear diary this, I honestly didn't guest this site much in my self-glorified absence. At first the weaning was difficult. Well, let me start at the beginning. This all began with the now legendary AIM chats between myself, Certain, Witty, big baby, Fig, Split, and CopyPat. We're cool people, because we AIM chat over our text rap forum bond in 2014. Anyways, one night I was drunk, like many a night. I had previously felt the inkling of lameness over my commitment to this site. So a number of factors melded together to lead me to publicly leaving this site. My level of alcohol consumption. The level of low level faggotry the board was experiencing (I now see that with Muff's continued posting and Clayton being a thing now that it's only gotten worse). Losing money at blackjack. Split Eight intimating that if he was my age on this board he'd kill himself. It's as if something in my central nervous system snapped, with all these factors. I started making topics, with my drunken fingers. I posted 'Easy Rider' by Action Bronson a lot. I gave my closing remarks as if it was a funeral. Things were said. I left. I really did leave, bros.

I will say that I ghosted to start, like I said. GOOD LORD BROS, IF THERE WAS A NETCEES-TINE PATCH, I WOULD'VE WORN IT. But there isn't, so I didn't. I immersed myself in Chess and alcohol and work and things. Eventually, I really did stop coming here. Period. Then, a week or so (?) after that happened I realized it. This is the relapsing moment that every addict knows. When the absence becomes obvious, known again. Then the itch came.

What if Bags had a heretofore unknown STD?

What if big baby was literally fighting Hush in real life on liveleak?

What if Knuck was black?

So I opened my browser. I typed in the letter 'n'. Chrome filled in the rest. Like a black youth on the corner, Chrome. "Just click it, Dan". "I got that fire, Dan."

You know me too well, Chrome.

So I did. And what was I to find? Fifteen Clayton topics. Muff triple posting posts that didn't deserve being posted at all. The Open Mic dying; great pieces being unfed. The AOWL dying.

I won't lie to you, I cried that day, bros.

But I held off. I didn't make a new account, no. I ghosted every few days. It only got worse. But I held strong. You've quit, Dan. Ok, I've quit.

But then...

HARK!

DESTRO

PANCAKE [SPACE] BRAH

Be still my heart.

Don't.

This can't.

I must return.

I have herpes type 1

Objective · 12-18-2014, 08:49 PM

Welcome back.

PancakeBrah · 12-18-2014, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

I have herpes type 1

That's pretty common.

I expect more out of you.

Clayray · 12-18-2014, 08:52 PM

Welcome back, I guess. Hope you stay this time.

PancakeBrah · 12-18-2014, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode

dancake let's discuss the bears

It's kind of an ironic year to be a Cowboys-turned-Panthers fan, m i right?

inb4 idc jerruh needs 2 go

ADMIT YOUR HEART HATES THIS

Ghost1 · 12-18-2014, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dancake

That's pretty common.

I expect more out of you.

I let a 300lb hawaiin finger my ass with a condom on her hand and i have pics of us together?

PancakeBrah · 12-18-2014, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clayton

Welcome back, I guess. Hope you stay this time.

lol

You're the worst poster this site has ever seen. I didn't even post and you made me rage quit this site.

You'll make these anti-anti-ironic topics. And everyone knows you're trying to funny anti-anti-ironic. You're the worst person I've ever met on line or in real life. You have a pug's face with poodle's persona. You have belly eye rolls. Your chin has more lines than a Chyeah SnF verse. Fuck you.

12-18-2014, 07:17 PM	#21
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Lol coming from a ball of lard w/ no aspirations in life I'm laughing hard Bet ur parents of proud of having a fucking a son that look like a fucking katamari ball rolled over every strain of disease known to man. Only to have it concentrated in his godforsaken face Boy stahhp Go ride a four wheeler down a steep embankment I'm tired of you trying to salvage an existence through me No. I'm untouchable Your dispensable Go away __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 12-18-2014 at 07:23 PM.

12-18-2014, 07:25 PM	#23
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Stfu you two...pancake is back :D __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

12-18-2014, 07:26 PM	#24
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Lol who carrrres nigga Go pop a pimple or something dog __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

12-18-2014, 08:25 PM	#27
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I cried. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

12-18-2014, 08:26 PM	#28
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	meh. if you ever leave the frozen tundra of rapey felon white dudes working in mines for charleston i will be happy to tell you all kinds of things __________________

12-18-2014, 07:24 PM	#22
Clayray 6ft of Seperation Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,541 Battle Record: 3-5 Champed - Faggot of the Year (2015) Rep Power: 0	Tsk tsk you're doing it again Muff. Don't derail from the fact that you literally made something up about someone and you "heard" yada yada. Boy, you didn't hear shit, you lied. Sad & funny at the same time but I guess people without the proper attention in life constantly reach for more. So I'm done doing so Muff. You are a Loser, end of story. Goodbye.

12-18-2014, 08:19 PM	#26
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	To dear diary this, I honestly didn't guest this site much in my self-glorified absence. At first the weaning was difficult. Well, let me start at the beginning. This all began with the now legendary AIM chats between myself, Certain, Witty, big baby, Fig, Split, and CopyPat. We're cool people, because we AIM chat over our text rap forum bond in 2014. Anyways, one night I was drunk, like many a night. I had previously felt the inkling of lameness over my commitment to this site. So a number of factors melded together to lead me to publicly leaving this site. My level of alcohol consumption. The level of low level faggotry the board was experiencing (I now see that with Muff's continued posting and Clayton being a thing now that it's only gotten worse). Losing money at blackjack. Split Eight intimating that if he was my age on this board he'd kill himself. It's as if something in my central nervous system snapped, with all these factors. I started making topics, with my drunken fingers. I posted 'Easy Rider' by Action Bronson a lot. I gave my closing remarks as if it was a funeral. Things were said. I left. I really did leave, bros. I will say that I ghosted to start, like I said. GOOD LORD BROS, IF THERE WAS A NETCEES-TINE PATCH, I WOULD'VE WORN IT. But there isn't, so I didn't. I immersed myself in Chess and alcohol and work and things. Eventually, I really did stop coming here. Period. Then, a week or so (?) after that happened I realized it. This is the relapsing moment that every addict knows. When the absence becomes obvious, known again. Then the itch came. What if Bags had a heretofore unknown STD? What if big baby was literally fighting Hush in real life on liveleak? What if Knuck was black? So I opened my browser. I typed in the letter 'n'. Chrome filled in the rest. Like a black youth on the corner, Chrome. "Just click it, Dan". "I got that fire, Dan." You know me too well, Chrome. So I did. And what was I to find? Fifteen Clayton topics. Muff triple posting posts that didn't deserve being posted at all. The Open Mic dying; great pieces being unfed. The AOWL dying. I won't lie to you, I cried that day, bros. But I held off. I didn't make a new account, no. I ghosted every few days. It only got worse. But I held strong. You've quit, Dan. Ok, I've quit. But then... HARK! DESTRO PANCAKE [SPACE] BRAH Be still my heart. Don't. This can't. I must return.

12-18-2014, 08:27 PM	#29
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	I've been thinking of moving, honestly. And don't ever 'meh' me, Diode. I see through your hardened shell. You love cakebro.

12-18-2014, 08:38 PM	#30
Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,102 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079722	Hey, Cake. I'm glad you're not dead.

12-18-2014, 08:40 PM	#31
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Thank you. In return, I'm glad you're not a future father.

12-18-2014, 08:41 PM	#32
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	dancake let's discuss the bears __________________

12-18-2014, 08:46 PM	#33
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	They're a shit show. If you're going to bench Cutler at least start Fales? Clausen is a known, shit, quantity. This is Tressman trying to save his job by proving he can make anyone but Cutler into a passable NFL QB. I was a Tressman fan. I think he's an OC, for another team, at best now. He can't lead a locker room. But even that analysis forgets the real problems with this team. The offensive line is shit. Our linebackers are the worst in the league. Besides Fuller our secondary is horrible horseshit. Forte's getting older. Our receivers got hurt. We have no depth. We had a legit shot at a playoff spot if everything broke right. Everything broke even and then regression hit. I pray for Rex Ryan. If the Jets are dumb enough to let him go and he comes to Chicago I'll be a happy man. We'll be bad for a few years but I'd trust him. I actually kind of like Emery as a GM so hopefully he stays. Shit year, man.

12-18-2014, 08:49 PM	#35
Objective ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,868 Battle Record: 17-32 Rep Power: 52474192	Welcome back. __________________ I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave, So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o

12-18-2014, 08:52 PM	#37
Clayray 6ft of Seperation Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,541 Battle Record: 3-5 Champed - Faggot of the Year (2015) Rep Power: 0	Welcome back, I guess. Hope you stay this time.