ask a pimp anything

[Aesthetic]

Originally Posted by IamBenT

Thats real shit, pimpin. Also, lately I've been dealing with a Choosy Suzy. What's your word on a ho that wanna be flip flopping like she on the beach and shit..?

Also, I got niggas askin me if I got any asian hoes. How would you, pimp supreme, spit at an asian ho, so she could do somethin strange for some change, nawmean?

Aight my man let me tell you what would go down if tha bitch was in my cadilac.

First off; ya gotta hit the bitch. Always hit the bitch... Its expected and shows strength dont want no hoe thinkin she can get off cause her pimps a pussy, just fux a whole lotta pimpin shit up right?

Call the cunt a dumb cunt for choosin what she snoozin it's a fucking job not a recreation ignorant bitch oughta take her ass too the movies with some prikly panced white nigga if she fixin on excitement; shit..

Pimp supreme; I like that playa playa.

Aight, you gonna wanna find a real nice classy place right; maybe the Wok or the panda Buffet. Post up in your brand new gators, aint got gators? Get gators. Wait till the staff come outside too investigate, then walk up allll slick usin the biggest words a nigga could fathom.

Heres how I actually got my bottom asian taco. (pun intended playa)

O lord my god, you graced me with the presence of beauty and I do thank you; what is your name? (Now I actually almost said "what is your name bitch?" but I coughed on the bi- barely saving my ass" My other hoe in the background damn near laughin her ass off... Bitch got 1 hell of a pinky finger)

Anyway

Get her name
______ Your stature is impecable, and in fact if I werent in the right mind I would continue complimenting you until I got them pretty little digits of yours. NIGGA if you can wink, wink away bitch will melt.

Get your other hoes, and introduce them on the date with the asian bitch and kinda get them too do the hoein; Be liiike he bought me all sorts of clothes and shit I luve daddy. Idk just some dumbass trick shit too make the pussy jealous.



Dont forget too hit the bitch!

[IamBenT]

Originally Posted by Aesthetic

Aight my man let me tell you what would go down if tha bitch was in my cadilac.

First off; ya gotta hit the bitch. Always hit the bitch... Its expected and shows strength dont want no hoe thinkin she can get off cause her pimps a pussy, just fux a whole lotta pimpin shit up right?

Call the cunt a dumb cunt for choosin what she snoozin it's a fucking job not a recreation ignorant bitch oughta take her ass too the movies with some prikly panced white nigga if she fixin on excitement; shit..

Pimp supreme; I like that playa playa.

Aight, you gonna wanna find a real nice classy place right; maybe the Wok or the panda Buffet. Post up in your brand new gators, aint got gators? Get gators. Wait till the staff come outside too investigate, then walk up allll slick usin the biggest words a nigga could fathom.

Heres how I actually got my bottom asian taco. (pun intended playa)

O lord my god, you graced me with the presence of beauty and I do thank you; what is your name? (Now I actually almost said "what is your name bitch?" but I coughed on the bi- barely saving my ass" My other hoe in the background damn near laughin her ass off... Bitch got 1 hell of a pinky finger)

Anyway

Get her name
______ Your stature is impecable, and in fact if I werent in the right mind I would continue complimenting you until I got them pretty little digits of yours. NIGGA if you can wink, wink away bitch will melt.

Get your other hoes, and introduce them on the date with the asian bitch and kinda get them too do the hoein; Be liiike he bought me all sorts of clothes and shit I luve daddy. Idk just some dumbass trick shit too make the pussy jealous.



Dont forget too hit the bitch!

Wow..Just wow.

Man yall are not peeping game on this. Real true pimp shit right here.

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by nO gOoD!

Im not your bro. You all ass hurt and caught feelings from what i said? Grow a dick and take it like a man if you suck. Dont come at me because youre a weak bitch. Smh

no but you're not intelligent

srs


please respect the srs tag

[Dove Dozer]

@cakecakecake

I find your mindset hilarious. assuming anything of my intelligence simply because I aint feelin the battlers here makes you look and come across as immature, and causes me to question how old you are.

the srs tag means jack to me since I don't even know what you're referring to tbh.

and yes you came across like you're feelings were hurt.

[Dove Dozer]

Originally Posted by Figurative

Is this nigga for real?

Im white.. no need for the n bomb here.

and is it so hard to fathom that someone may not feel the battlers here?

whats wrong with half you people.

all acting like I should be thankful n shit.

[Zen]

I like it that 2B said she didn't have anything to ask and then immediately asked a question. I expect nothing less from her at this point.

[Sharp]

This thread started as a bag of dicks and now it's a bigger bag of dicks

[Aesthetic]

Originally Posted by Sharp Nine

This thread started as a bag of dicks and now it's a bigger bag of dicks

ur bag a of dicks D: