in lieu of muff revealing his alias publicly in the disc forum as public enema i must insist that he be disqualified from the alias tourney.

[big baby]

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

Yeah. One time I was a douche bag, so I was wearing an affliction collared shirt. This was at a post-drill gathering fellow military bros and brodettes. One brodette brought her sister. She succumbed to the charms of douche-cake and we all went (like 7 people, bros) to brodette and brodette sister's house. Someone made some eggs? Well anyways me and brodette sister go to some room. It was her grandmas house. We proceed to become one, via genitalia. Afterwards she asked if I was going to come over the next night, wherest beer pong, general fun, and a possible second round of banging would ensue. In my drunk refractory period I said no, stating she sleeps around and would probably sleep with (redacted) the next day. I then slept on the couch. The next morning we all drove in the same car together in silence. She slept with (redacted) the next day.

So it's a double edged sword, affliction shirts.

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