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SOBER
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,480
Battle Record: 2-5
Champed - AOWL Season 2
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Also, one time I had this girl over to watch a film or whatever. I was in high school. I had not been aware I would possibly be engaging in coitus during that day. So I jerked off 3 times, as I was wont to do during that time period. Long story short, she came over. And it was one of those Saw movies. Groce. But yeah, she ended up giving good ol' Pancaker a blow job. But she had no idea I had jerked off three times that day (the third one just 20 minutes before she came over!) so I was out of ammo and when I came nothing happened. So I just kind of told her to stop. She never talked to me again either.
So it's a double edged sword, jacking off 3 times.
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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