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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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the mental patient thing is your bread and butter with me because you have no other outlet,because I'm smarter, funnier, and i write better than you. This is funny, because, I am the only one that can do this to you. Sure, there are tons of better writers than you here, but they don't make you feel stupid as I do. So it challenges you a bit, makes you feel vulnerable. Bags beat you, so that's HIS bread and butter. He beat you in your terrain, as well, so your notion to attack him is very predictable, even though there was a coldwar between you recently and it started to flare up when you try to redact certain aspects of your boarding personality. You know Im better than you in these aspects, and you try to abstain and explain it through a realm of what you think you know, by what I let you know. Even if I were insane, it's still funny that I'm better than you and you can't do anything about it, except try to be better, but you can't cause a beam that shoots at the speed of light shot out on a spaceship going the speed of light can never be caught by that spaceship, because it was already going the speed of light when it was fired. So basically im infinitely and entirely better than you. Also, your psychological degrees and knowledge is invalid because I already know the ins and outs of it. Degrees are usually abtained by certain amount of classes in college which are easily accessible to the public, and more importantly, evil big baby. Also, I'm smarter than you, so really whatever you say is nothing, and I know more about your other bread and butter, the bible, and religion. Even if you were playing possum and aren't religious, which I doubt you are not, i'd still be lightyears above you. And you hit the speedbag like a bitch - this isn't a detrimental criticism, either. You hit it like a rookie. If you saw evil bb hit the bag your jaw would drop you fake ass crossfit extraordinaire, practice your left hand more. Also, the speed bag is a rhythmic exercise used to not measure the speed of which you hit it, or the power, but it is a stamina exercise that is supposed to imitate having your hands up in a hand to hand bout. That's why thebag is hit for more than 30 minutes because that's usually how long these bouts last. It works the shoulders and the muscles that help you keep your defensive posture up, the hitting/punching is so that your muscles get tired, so that you can assuredly keep your hands up defensively. I'm just fucking infinitely better than you, in every aspect. The only thing you're probably better than me at is like drawing? and if I took that up id obliterate you. But, I'll let you have that. You're not bad, bud. If you want to come over the demonic satanic side, let me know, Il'l be glad to offer you my services and help you become better at everything. Then maybe you can be better at things than Batty. And he wont have to outshine you in everything cause you're fucking mediocre. But now that you bring up mental patients, I'm totally visualizing me fucking you in the ass in a straitjacket and beads of sweat are pouncing off your bald head while i lick them and spit them in your eyeballs while I make you call me big baby in judi dench's voice i forcibly made you imitate while our psychiatric sessions in my crib took place before i ass raped you pulp fiction style, nigga.
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