BEST OF CARLIN

God Of War · 03-28-2013, 07:51 PM

yeah this is for the best of carlin

God Of War · 03-28-2013, 08:15 PM

lmao he such a g

Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That’s just common sense!

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

super pimp trillionaire · 03-28-2013, 08:18 PM

The dog farted...

Sharp · 03-28-2013, 08:25 PM

this shit still blows my mind

Dove Dozer · 03-28-2013, 09:30 PM

Not to take away from carlin cause he is-was always be amazing.

But if you like him check out "louis c.k. chewed up"

That shit is funny as fuck

Xces · 03-29-2013, 12:15 PM

Flamethrowers..... because we have them, we have flamethrowers.. An what this says to me is that at some point in time, somebody was like "Gee, I'd sure like to set those people on fire over there. If only there was a way I could throw flame ON them."

bleak · 03-29-2013, 12:19 PM

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.

true shit.

Witty · 03-29-2013, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nO gOoD!

Not to take away from carlin cause he is-was always be amazing.

But if you like him check out "louis c.k. chewed up"

That shit is funny as fuck

co-sign.

Zen · 03-30-2013, 12:30 PM

If anyone can find the video of Carlin talking about the school system then it should definatly be posted. Idk what Sharp's video is because it won't even let me play it so if that's it then disregard this post lol

bleak · 03-30-2013, 02:39 PM

i think bigfoot is blurry. it's not the photographers fault. which is scarier to me. there's a big out of focus monster roaming the mountainside.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.

Xces · 03-30-2013, 02:53 PM

Louis CK on O&A is the funniest bits of Louis ever. The way they deal with each other is beyond funny.

Fig · 03-30-2013, 03:58 PM

This always gets me.

Oh and louis ck is the shit.

PancakeBrah · 03-30-2013, 05:02 PM

Bill Burr's hilarious as well. Same vein as C.K. and Carlin.

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super pimp trillionaire your ad here Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,762 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 400737	The dog farted... __________________ Comics get collapsed, they crash from skerx they brakes too quick Hard like iron, watch the shine, scorch ya shit... cock back the chevy nigga show me if you billet proof FFC, cohpe wit it bitches...

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Dove Dozer loose leaf bruce lee Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,077 Battle Record: 7-6 Rep Power: 1853216	Not to take away from carlin cause he is-was always be amazing. But if you like him check out "louis c.k. chewed up" That shit is funny as fuck __________________

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PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Bill Burr's hilarious as well. Same vein as C.K. and Carlin. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

03-28-2013, 08:15 PM	#2
God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,822 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493983	lmao he such a g Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That’s just common sense! Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

03-29-2013, 12:15 PM	#6
Xces Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 66 Battle Record: 2-0 Rep Power: 38	Flamethrowers..... because we have them, we have flamethrowers.. An what this says to me is that at some point in time, somebody was like "Gee, I'd sure like to set those people on fire over there. If only there was a way I could throw flame ON them."

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Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,102 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079722	If anyone can find the video of Carlin talking about the school system then it should definatly be posted. Idk what Sharp's video is because it won't even let me play it so if that's it then disregard this post lol

03-30-2013, 02:53 PM	#11
Xces Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 66 Battle Record: 2-0 Rep Power: 38	Louis CK on O&A is the funniest bits of Louis ever. The way they deal with each other is beyond funny.