lol remember that time nik thought he was ncs grill and bbq king - Page 5

anime_boners · 08-01-2014, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by uh-oh

you dudes aint fucking with my steak game

AYO

12 INCH CAST IRON I GOT FROM FAMILY DOLLAR AND DIDNT SEASON RIGHT. WASHED IN SOAPY WATER, RINSED AND SET ON FIRE ON MY STOVE UNTIL DRY TO PREVENT RUST, AFTER EVERY USE

8 DOLLAR STRIP STEAKS FROM GIANT EAGLE

SALT.
PEPPER.

GET THE PAN HOT.

TURN MY ELECTRIC STOVETOP DOWN TO 6ISH CLOSER TO 7

WALK AWAY FROM IT AND LISTEN TO HOW IT SIZZLES FROM MY BEDROOM

WHEN IT RELEASES ITSELF FROM THE PAN IT SIZZLES DIFFERENT.

GET UP.

FLIP STEAK.

LEAVE IT AGAIN.

AFTER A FEW MINUTES THE SOUND WILL LET ME KNOW ITS ALL GOOD

TAKE OFF, SET ON PLATE.

SALT PROFUSELY

EAT ON PLATE BY ITS LONESOME.

SAVE PLATE JUICE FOR BAKED POTATO WHICH I SMASH WITH A FORK IN A BUTTER SALT AND STEAK JUICE MIX

IM OUT HERE FUCK YOUR GRILL AND YOUR PIECE OF SHIT WOMAN METHODS

the gawd

NYCSPITZ · 08-01-2014, 12:34 PM

i'd eat it

Fart · 08-01-2014, 01:18 PM

Lol at this weak excuse for a meal. Avg grill game at best

Diode · 08-01-2014, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Art

Lol at this weak excuse for a meal. Avg grill game at best

you are carrying your worst boarder of the month trophy into august, i see

PancakeBrah · 08-01-2014, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Agathocles the GOOD

i'd eat it

Cormac McCarthy owns your soul and you're a charlatan for copying and pasting wikipedia-found criticisms against him you savage fruit.

NYCSPITZ · 08-01-2014, 03:55 PM

lol the problem here is you can't think for yourself. You're a low self esteem unathletic weightlifting fagboy who probably acts very meekly in real life. McCarthy has cool wording but is he prize winning worthy? Is he on the same level as twai, dostoyevsky and hemingway? KYS asap or sooner idiot

Fart · 08-01-2014, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Diode

you are carrying your worst boarder of the month trophy into august, i see

probably. but you still fucking suck @ cooking.

veritas · 08-01-2014, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by El Pancake

Lol bruh you lifted your criticism from wikipedia and saying I can't think for myself

Ayyy lmao nigga WEAK

solid retort.

Diode · 08-01-2014, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Art

probably. but you still fucking suck @ cooking.

you're adorable.

tell me how you saw this thread with all the gay porn spyware on your computer though?

veritas · 08-01-2014, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Diode

you're adorable.

tell me how you saw this thread with all the gay porn spyware on your computer though?

diode...may I ask you a question today?

NYCSPITZ · 08-01-2014, 04:58 PM

Na it was a small book published recently which included lots of wack overdone imagery by Mac in the crossing ie dramatizing taco eating scene for no reason and unrealistically

NYCSPITZ · 08-01-2014, 04:58 PM

I have the best library here but doesn't surprise me u think I Wikipedia it bc u live online

veritas · 08-01-2014, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Agathocles the GOOD

I have the best library here but doesn't surprise me u think I Wikipedia it bc u live online

not sure about that baby girl.

veritas · 08-01-2014, 05:07 PM

Friend Zone Fred Zim · 08-01-2014, 07:50 PM

Did that bc couldn't find book and wanted to expand minds beyond adulation to a critical faculty. So guess ur assumptions r incorrect once again young Padawan

Friend Zone Fred Zim · 08-01-2014, 07:52 PM

If he was on an online community he'd most likely be the best writer there but historically he's a second tier novelist behind truly great writers. Dudes give him awards like he's goat, make movies off his shit like he's goat. Untrue.

Friend Zone Fred Zim · 08-01-2014, 07:54 PM

The road was ill tho

Ghost1 · 08-01-2014, 08:00 PM

Tripple post. Strong faggoting. Dumbkedorf prop17 failias. RB is currently down.

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Unfunny fagit i pray cancer on ur loved ones.

Diode · 08-01-2014, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Bags

Tripple post. Strong faggoting. Dumbkedorf prop17 failias. RB is currently down.

Check
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Unfunny fagit i pray cancer on ur loved ones.

that was nycspitz fyi not rb failias

Ghost1 · 08-01-2014, 09:03 PM

3 checks stand

08-01-2014, 12:34 PM	#82
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	i'd eat it __________________ UNIFIED THEORY

08-01-2014, 01:18 PM	#83
Fart You Next Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,348 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7920846	Lol at this weak excuse for a meal. Avg grill game at best __________________ smokin spliffs til i dont exist

08-01-2014, 03:55 PM	#86
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	lol the problem here is you can't think for yourself. You're a low self esteem unathletic weightlifting fagboy who probably acts very meekly in real life. McCarthy has cool wording but is he prize winning worthy? Is he on the same level as twai, dostoyevsky and hemingway? KYS asap or sooner idiot __________________ UNIFIED THEORY

08-01-2014, 04:58 PM	#91
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	Na it was a small book published recently which included lots of wack overdone imagery by Mac in the crossing ie dramatizing taco eating scene for no reason and unrealistically __________________ UNIFIED THEORY

08-01-2014, 04:58 PM	#92
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	I have the best library here but doesn't surprise me u think I Wikipedia it bc u live online __________________ UNIFIED THEORY

08-01-2014, 07:50 PM	#95
Friend Zone Fred Zim Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 47 Rep Power: 0	Did that bc couldn't find book and wanted to expand minds beyond adulation to a critical faculty. So guess ur assumptions r incorrect once again young Padawan

08-01-2014, 07:52 PM	#96
Friend Zone Fred Zim Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 47 Rep Power: 0	If he was on an online community he'd most likely be the best writer there but historically he's a second tier novelist behind truly great writers. Dudes give him awards like he's goat, make movies off his shit like he's goat. Untrue.

08-01-2014, 07:54 PM	#97
Friend Zone Fred Zim Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 47 Rep Power: 0	The road was ill tho