Best Quotes of all time...

[Zen]

Originally Posted by Chyeahhh!!!

love Carlin. Dude was the perfect example of an independent intellect. This dude was spot on with so much shit and with such simplicity as he came across with it. It was the type of truth that came off as funny because nobody else thougth of this shit that way or put it in words quite like him. Like he said once

"you guys pay money just to come see me tell you what nobody else will.........the truth and that is the best job ever"

I agree with everything you just said. George Carlin is a genius.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Atheism is a non-prophet orginization.
I have the same amount of authority as the Pope, just not as many people believe it.