Best Quotes of all time...
 

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"Over the years Ive learned that just because you follow God, it doesn't mean you win every game or get what you want athletically. There is a godly way to play basketball and that's what you're responsible for doing. If you happen to get a championship, great, but if not, there is a lesson to be learned." - Jeremy Lin



" Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside while still alive. Never surrender." -2pac



"A painter paints his pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. We provide the music, and you provide the silence."- Leopold Stokowski



" We can't change the World. Unless we change ourselves." - Biggie Smalls



“Don’t criticize what you don’t understand, son. You never walked in that man’s shoes.” - Elvis Presley

"There is no story more compelling then the front to back rendition of a human life. You are both the only one to know yours in its entirety, and the one responsible for writing every page. Choose your words wisely."

The Oracle of Delphi has called me the wisest of all the Greeks for I know that I know nothing.-Socrates

I think we can agree the past is over.-George W. Bush

I'm Ron Burgundy?-Ron Burgundy

I feel Bush quotes deserve their own thread

I don't care if I go through life and don't help a lot of people or save a million lives. I just don't want to get stabbed. If I can get through life without getting stabbed, I win

Nick Swardson

That's also my senior quote

Most of our imports come from other countries. George W. Bush

"No."-Rosa Parks

The mere existence of flamethrowers proves that at some point, some one somewhere said, I wanna set that over there on fire. I'm just not close enough to get the job done.-George Carlin

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin

love Carlin. Dude was the perfect example of an independent intellect. This dude was spot on with so much shit and with such simplicity as he came across with it. It was the type of truth that came off as funny because nobody else thougth of this shit that way or put it in words quite like him. Like he said once

"you guys pay money just to come see me tell you what nobody else will.........the truth and that is the best job ever"

One should respect public opinion in so far as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny.

Bertrand Russell

I agree with everything you just said. George Carlin is a genius.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Atheism is a non-prophet orginization.
I have the same amount of authority as the Pope, just not as many people believe it.

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Emo Philips

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Emo Philips

Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.
Emo Philips

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Philips

Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil.
Emo Philips

I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.
Emo Philips

In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.
Emo Philips

My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.
Emo Philips

Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?
Emo Philips

No bird soars too high with its own wings (something like that) - Micheal Jordan

I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
Billy Connolly

I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.
Billy Connolly

It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.
Billy Connolly

You did ctrl C then ctrl V

carlin my favorite comedian of all time man. seen every stand up show he ever did . dude was a true genius wish eh was still alive

LOL at some.

"Shallow streams get stepped on, deep puddles stepped over"
*James Murphy

u guys are faggots - nik