Best Quotes of all time...

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Originally Posted by ZenLand

The mere existence of flamethrowers proves that at some point, some one somewhere said, I wanna set that over there on fire. I'm just not close enough to get the job done.-George Carlin

love Carlin. Dude was the perfect example of an independent intellect. This dude was spot on with so much shit and with such simplicity as he came across with it. It was the type of truth that came off as funny because nobody else thougth of this shit that way or put it in words quite like him. Like he said once

"you guys pay money just to come see me tell you what nobody else will.........the truth and that is the best job ever"