my dad saw me lookin at nudes - Page 3

bleak · 03-27-2013, 02:06 AM

"We're out of jellybeans."

"Oh..."

Malachi · 03-27-2013, 02:06 AM

This is top 5 worst moments of my life

Strikta · 03-27-2013, 02:22 AM

I'd pull it til I shot em dry at this point.

Fuck it, ur already caught.

namix · 03-27-2013, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Strikta

Wait til he walks in on u fuckin'.

hahah. so true.

the only thing that makes it a LITTLE better is that normally, at least in my case (which was only x2, but x2 too many), the girls were freaking out so much i didnt even think about the fact that i was just exposed haha.

in some ways i'd rather be caught with a chick than jackin.

and malachi, as a young'in, let's be honest. you weren't lookin at nudes if you weren't jackin lol :D

Split · 03-27-2013, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by namix

in some ways i'd rather be caught with a chick than jackin.

not by her parents i wouldn't. somehow the shame of jerking off is much less than getting caught dick deep in their princess when youre in her house. opposites

Wise Wiggles · 03-27-2013, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Malachi

I think I heard my dad groaning weirding loud. Bedroom door closed.

That alone almost made me vomit

Try to find your mom's strap on..

"Dad, what's this?"

Malachi · 03-27-2013, 02:37 AM

Lol smh

Wise Wiggles · 03-27-2013, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Split

not by her parents i wouldn't. somehow the shame of jerking off is much less than getting caught dick deep in their princess when youre in her house. opposites

Depends on the parents honestly.. Used to be a couple mom's who didn't give a fuck..

One time this chick was knobbing me when her dad was in the computer room like 20 ft away right infront of us door open.. That was sketch.

namix · 03-27-2013, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split

not by her parents i wouldn't. somehow the shame of jerking off is much less than getting caught dick deep in their princess when youre in her house. opposites

man i couldn't disagree more ---

her parents catching you with her > your parents catching you with her > your parents catching you with your hand

the real question becomes then, would you rather be caught by your parents with your hand or HER parents with your hand?

hmm.... not sure where i stand there lol.

PancakeBrah · 03-27-2013, 02:40 AM

sketch lol

Split · 03-27-2013, 02:42 AM

are you asking me if i want a double old-fashioned from my girl's parents?

Witty · 03-27-2013, 04:02 AM

Lmao @ this.

For real though, just be happy your mother didn't catch you....that would have been MUCH more awkward.

King Ra. · 03-27-2013, 06:55 AM

LMFAO @Malachi LMFAO @ this thread.

anime_boners · 03-27-2013, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cakecakecake

Power Move:

Try and walk in on your mom and dad having sex.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

This fucking bodied me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masaii

I saw my parents when I was 11.

I dont wanna talk about it

But here is where I lost it.. dlfsdjfh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malachi

This is top 5 worst moments of my life

Count yourself lucky if being seen looking at porn is top 5 worst moments of your life, young man.

Malachi · 03-27-2013, 09:08 AM

My mom has caught me beating once but I played it off good I think, I said my d was burning and I was checking on it. Yo she mentioned it getting ready fo school and I said someone posted it and I was just scrolling thru a hip hop site and saw it. Still was shook after that. I feel like they'll some how find this thread. Smh

Ghost1 · 03-27-2013, 09:57 AM

oh my. i made it to the end of this whole thread an was fine, until that very last post, abahahahahahahahha

Sn00p · 03-27-2013, 10:16 AM

Just wait 'til your mom walks in on you giving a girl the good old oral pleasure.

THAT is something to complain about.

Lotto Smirk · 03-27-2013, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sn00p

Just wait 'til your mom walks in on you giving a girl the good old oral pleasure.

THAT is something to complain about.

lmfao

Wise Wiggles · 03-27-2013, 10:35 AM

She'd prolly just give him the ol atta boy, and start critiquing imo..

Zen · 03-27-2013, 12:11 PM

Lmao at this thread. But really it's no big deal. They've known you've been looking at it without proof, now they have it. Nothing's changed. Just don't make eye contact with them for a few days and it'll blow over.

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Malachi Negus Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,529 Battle Record: 5-10 Champed - Newbie Tourney VI Rep Power: 82877410	My mom has caught me beating once but I played it off good I think, I said my d was burning and I was checking on it. Yo she mentioned it getting ready fo school and I said someone posted it and I was just scrolling thru a hip hop site and saw it. Still was shook after that. I feel like they'll some how find this thread. Smh __________________ Seen the spectrum through the prisms

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Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,102 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079722	Lmao at this thread. But really it's no big deal. They've known you've been looking at it without proof, now they have it. Nothing's changed. Just don't make eye contact with them for a few days and it'll blow over.