MMA fighter vs. A chimpanzee , who would win

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i dont think i could body a wolf for real

i can BODYBAG ANY DOG THO

probably. i dunno theres some big fucking vicious dogs

but the average dog is getting drowned in a bucket all day.

the difference is to fight a dog you have to get bit. you have to allow it, YOU have to engage it. shove your arm as far back in its molar type teeth. with there mouth occupied its body bag central. youll get a nasty puncture or two, and there will be cuts and bruising. but the dog can be broken.

a wolf will break your fucking arm tho. they break MOOSE FEMURS

ON THE RUN

a wolf would kill me. i don't know how to do it. with a dog you can break there entire throat in your hands. you can body slam them etc. i cant see handling a real deal big gray wolf tho