MMA fighter vs. A chimpanzee , who would win

[big baby]

Wolf is probably something I wouldnt fuck with. Obviously bear >. In the north here, us yankees have seen Grizzlies legit move garbage CANS, like the BIG MOTHERFUCKING ONES, in one fell swoop. That's fucking POWER dude, I can do that if i FUCKING PLANTED MY FUCKING FEET AND GOT A HERNIA, MAYBE, but these dudes just play around with it. That's how strong a fuckign BEAR IS. FUCKA STRONG. Lions are also GIFUCKINGGANTIC. I saw a tiger once and it was like 10 FEET LONG EASILY, like it was insane how FUCKING BIG it was i was like I couldn't beat that shit? But tigers are BITCHES, they're not humbled. Not like wolves. Wolves and dogs, humbled ones, AINT STAND DOWN TO SHIT. Me and my REDNECK buddies used to use hounds to hunt fuckign MOUNTAIN LIONS and these 5 hounds cornered a MOUNTAIN LION and fucking didnt even flinch when that bitch fucking hissed and pounced at them, that lion was SCARED AS FUCK didnt do SHIT then we motherfucking body bagged the fuck outta that lion. Grizzlies are BITCH asses too. Dogs/wolves >any animal. They have no fear. Thats the only reason I wouldnt confront one. Put a fucking wolf against a chimp and that chimp would get fucking bodied, it would put up a good fight, but then start to wear down and get fucking annihilated. Also wolves have this ungodly stamina, along with hyena. Have heard stories that wolves that track down elk for like 15 miles nonstop running, like these motherfuckers JACKed at 35-40mph lightwork and they keep that pace for about 10 miles in fucking WAIST high snow. Nothings bringing down a fucking wolf, unless a lion grows some fucking balls and goes to war with it, other than that, nah. And fuck chimps, they got motherfucking bodied by silverbacks all day. now that's who ID FIGHT. They aint even that big, tbh. and honestly chimps have HUGE ass balls, you'd just kick them there and theyd be out, chimps dont really kick forward as their legs dont let them do it at the force we do, fucking id fucking soccer messi kick the FUCK OUT OF A chimps face then hit him wit the one two then bite down into his fucking nut sack and EAT IT i dont care if hes eating my leg ill fucking eat his balls like an animal, all while im hitting him with some ungodly hooks to the body. fucking MRUK that chimp, flail his FUCKING BODY AROUND TILL HIS FAMILY SEES IT THEN EAT HIS BALLS INFRONT OF HIS FIRST BORN AND FUCK HIS WIFE INFRONT OF HIS FIRST BORN AND HAVE LITTLE CHIMP BABIES AND FUCK THEM TOO. FUCK THIS THREAD