This guy at my work promised me 1000 dollars on Monday

Fig · 07-17-2014, 02:40 PM

I see him yesterday and go to bus his table

Motherfucker is trying to avoid eye contact + when I'm done clearing, he tips me $2 tryna be like, here you deserve this

This dude, his names John, has a vagina. Literally. We all know because he gets drunk at the bar and tells people. ALL THE TIME.

So I'm guna fuck him in it. It's only right, after he fucked me.

PancakeBrah · 07-17-2014, 02:43 PM

Why did he say he'd give you $1000?

Wtf are you talking about.

Dear diary;

StarFaggot · 07-17-2014, 02:43 PM

You bus tables.

Long as you working, no jokes from me.

You bus tables and believed a hermaphrodite was going to give you a month's salary.

Roasting session.

Fig · 07-17-2014, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Pancake

Why did he say he'd give you $1000?

Wtf are you talking about.

Dear diary;

He offered me a G because 1) he's lonely

2) He wanted to just hook my attention so he could give me life advice for 10 minutes straight. While I was working.

3) He wants me

PancakeBrah · 07-17-2014, 02:49 PM

Lol

Fig · 07-17-2014, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero

You bus tables.

Long as you working, no jokes from me.

You bus tables and believed a hermaphrodite was going to give you a month's salary.

Roasting session.

He is fairly rich. I work at a country club. It wouldn't be the first time someone got paid like that. Although usually they're girls and they have to touch the white guy after.

Hush · 07-17-2014, 02:59 PM

What in the fuck

Split · 07-17-2014, 03:07 PM

I have a really bad sunburn bros

Fig · 07-17-2014, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by sig faby

I have a really bad sunburn bros

I hope it turns into aids

Split · 07-17-2014, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fig baby

I hope it turns into aids

you're the father

NYCSPITZ · 07-17-2014, 03:09 PM

this belongs in the 18 and under forum

NYCSPITZ · 07-17-2014, 03:10 PM

restaurants are like one big orgy so try to give a more masculine and less ambiguous vibe

Fig · 07-17-2014, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agathocles the GOOD

restaurants are like one big orgy so try to give a more masculine and less ambiguous vibe

How do you mean..

Split · 07-17-2014, 03:13 PM

teen Disc ----->

Witty · 07-17-2014, 03:13 PM

I'm pretty sure this is called grooming.

NYCSPITZ · 07-17-2014, 03:15 PM

you have mad people working close together constantly and always touching and brushing by each other. You work all the time so you get to know everybody. You create rapport with almost everybody. It is customer service so while it's still an artificial social construct people are acting happier and more creatively than they normally would. This creates an incestual orgy in virtually every large bar/restaurant amongst the staff. It's okay but unless you're the owner or a good server/chef in high volume place in a large city the pay is shit. My advice is to get a better job but I was doing the same at your age so I can't judge that, although you can exceed me by getting a better job asap.

NYCSPITZ · 07-17-2014, 03:16 PM

also since there's so many gay dudes working at restaurants stop letting them hit on you unless you don't give a shit. It's gay bro.

Fig · 07-17-2014, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agathocles the GOOD

you have mad people working close together constantly and always touching and brushing by each other. You work all the time so you get to know everybody. You create rapport with almost everybody. It is customer service so while it's still an artificial social construct people are acting happier and more creatively than they normally would. This creates an incestual orgy in virtually every large bar/restaurant amongst the staff. It's okay but unless you're the owner or a good server/chef in high volume place in a large city the pay is shit. My advice is to get a better job but I was doing the same at your age so I can't judge that, although you can exceed me by getting a better job asap.

Yeah man I've been working there for a year and there's a definent sexual tension between the staff. We have all agreed that it makes working a lot better.

With my bit of experience I don't know if I could find a better job than the one I currently have. It's my first one though.

Fig · 07-17-2014, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agathocles the GOOD

also since there's so many gay dudes working at restaurants stop letting them hit on you unless you don't give a shit. It's gay bro.

I don't really care at all.

NYCSPITZ · 07-17-2014, 03:23 PM

j use the force u can do it

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NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	you have mad people working close together constantly and always touching and brushing by each other. You work all the time so you get to know everybody. You create rapport with almost everybody. It is customer service so while it's still an artificial social construct people are acting happier and more creatively than they normally would. This creates an incestual orgy in virtually every large bar/restaurant amongst the staff. It's okay but unless you're the owner or a good server/chef in high volume place in a large city the pay is shit. My advice is to get a better job but I was doing the same at your age so I can't judge that, although you can exceed me by getting a better job asap. __________________ UNIFIED THEORY

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