I'm driving in the car while smoking a joint when this white guy pulls up next to me

Fig · 07-10-2014, 06:38 PM

at the light.

I look to my right and this dude is recording me on his phone. He says, "show me the dooby!" with the traditional nasally, almost theatric white man voice.

I proceeded to take a fat drag all while maintaining eye contact, exhale and say, "what the fuck are you doing dude?"

The Light went green for both of our lanes to turn left, and the fucker was trying to let me in front of him so that he could follow me, but I just pretty much stopped in the intersection so he had to go in front of me.

Dumb prick

veritas · 07-10-2014, 06:40 PM

Dear diary:

Hush · 07-10-2014, 07:42 PM

I will lol when you get locked for this

Fig · 07-10-2014, 07:49 PM

It's decriminalized. Plus I'm 18 in a few days.

And from my experience, cops around here aren't trying to slam stoners for their measly grams

There is the DUI aspect but eh, FUCK IT

07-10-2014, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

Dear diary:

One step closer to my goal

Fig · 07-10-2014, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Masaii

One step closer to my goal

being relevant?

Diode · 07-10-2014, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ill fig-A

It's decriminalized.

DUI isn't and that's what you'd get knocked with.

Fig · 07-10-2014, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode

DUI isn't and that's what you'd get knocked with.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ill fig-A

There is the DUI aspect but eh, FUCK IT

#YOLO

Hush · 07-11-2014, 07:59 AM

Lmaooooooooo

Can't wait

Geno · 07-11-2014, 03:14 PM

lol

Wise Wiggles · 07-11-2014, 03:23 PM

This site is full of pussies.

Fig is on point.

Fig · 07-11-2014, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Wise Ways

This site is full of pussies.

Fig is on point.

That's my rep gif

Wise Wiggles · 07-11-2014, 08:39 PM

That's better than any other gift I could ever imagine!

07-10-2014, 06:38 PM	#1
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	I'm driving in the car while smoking a joint when this white guy pulls up next to me at the light. I look to my right and this dude is recording me on his phone. He says, "show me the dooby!" with the traditional nasally, almost theatric white man voice. I proceeded to take a fat drag all while maintaining eye contact, exhale and say, "what the fuck are you doing dude?" The Light went green for both of our lanes to turn left, and the fucker was trying to let me in front of him so that he could follow me, but I just pretty much stopped in the intersection so he had to go in front of me. Dumb prick __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

07-10-2014, 07:42 PM	#3
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07-10-2014, 07:49 PM	#4
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	It's decriminalized. Plus I'm 18 in a few days. And from my experience, cops around here aren't trying to slam stoners for their measly grams There is the DUI aspect but eh, FUCK IT __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

07-11-2014, 07:59 AM	#9
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07-11-2014, 03:23 PM	#11
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07-11-2014, 08:39 PM	#13
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