I'm driving in the car while smoking a joint when this white guy pulls up next to me
 

at the light.

I look to my right and this dude is recording me on his phone. He says, "show me the dooby!" with the traditional nasally, almost theatric white man voice.

I proceeded to take a fat drag all while maintaining eye contact, exhale and say, "what the fuck are you doing dude?"

The Light went green for both of our lanes to turn left, and the fucker was trying to let me in front of him so that he could follow me, but I just pretty much stopped in the intersection so he had to go in front of me.

Dumb prick

Dear diary:

I will lol when you get locked for this

It's decriminalized. Plus I'm 18 in a few days.

And from my experience, cops around here aren't trying to slam stoners for their measly grams

There is the DUI aspect but eh, FUCK IT

One step closer to my goal

http://fiusms.fiu.edu/wp-content/upl...inspotting.gif

being relevant?

DUI isn't and that's what you'd get knocked with.

#YOLO

Lmaooooooooo


Can't wait

lol

This site is full of pussies.

Fig is on point.

http://i.imgur.com/ReuLt.gif

That's my rep gif

That's better than any other gift I could ever imagine!