I got hoes on me

Friend Zone Fred Zim · 07-08-2014, 12:04 PM

Ayo, how the fuck is it hanging bros? I'm sayin', I was just walken down the street and I saw this solid 7.88393 piece. Nice booty yo. And face like woah but eh lil spare tire and boobs needed to be bigger. She was wit' her man, walkin wit that 15% hip twist swag and kirsten dunst from crazy beautiful glare. I was staring at her bulging nipple and she looked into the God's eyes for, no lie, at least 3 and a half seconds bro. I'm so alpha that I knew I could have thrown her onto the nearby Sidewalk cafe and had my ways but I'm a good bro so I didn't do it to dude. Would've felt bad yo.

But, this glory aside, I created an ALGORYTHMIC GAME that ultimately HYPNOTIZES any DIME PIECE into your bed. It's called, "ding dong swing machine". You need a twister board, a hypnotist machine (the thing that swings back and forth hitting balls), and the game of an alpha male 10. If you have tattoos this will work more easily because duh, women love art.

If you need help with women I feel you. Before I got my first nookie from a Croation 20 piece model at the age of 7, I was in the same boat. Feel free to e-mail me your paypal to my Nigerian mail order Zebra charity foundation and I will help you for 7 small monthly fees of $950 only weekly.

To your good health,

Fred Zim

(347) 662-8493

anime_boners · 07-08-2014, 12:09 PM

please stop

NYCSPITZ · 07-08-2014, 12:10 PM

lmao @ ding dong swing machine

Suthaveli · 07-08-2014, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anime_boners

please stop

Yea.

Anyway, sup man? Getting ultimate sf?

anime_boners · 07-08-2014, 12:14 PM

I might.

I been off SF for a while now, was playing some other fighting games and now I barely even play anything.

I do want to try it tho

you got it tho?

Hush · 07-08-2014, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suth

Yea.

Anyway, sup man? Getting ultimate sf?

Salute

Suthaveli · 07-08-2014, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anime_boners

I might.

I been off SF for a while now, was playing some other fighting games and now I barely even play anything.

I do want to try it tho

you got it tho?

Nah, I only play if my homeboy ask me to. im usually not even on, other people occupy it.

Sup @Hush

REAL LIFE · 07-08-2014, 12:23 PM

LOG OFF ALIAS.

RETURN TO ME.

Friend Zone Fred Zim · 07-08-2014, 12:27 PM

How....

how dare you? I'm trying to just help my bros get laid. Go get a life, real life.

REAL LIFE · 07-08-2014, 12:29 PM

I AM REAL LIFE.

LOG OFF.

RETURN TO ME FOR RE-EDUCATION.

veritas · 07-08-2014, 12:30 PM

Lolzord...I texted you Fred. What's up with this guy bros?

Alpha Male Jim Sanchez · 07-08-2014, 12:33 PM

Fred, don't listen to them, you're on the right path. I suggest lightly hitting a dime piece, scrunching up your face and saying "HIYAAAAA". After this, pause for effect, but make it a fun pause, not a dense, heavy one. Then say: I KNOW KUNG FU.

guaranteed panty dropper line bros

Friend Zone Fred Zim · 07-08-2014, 12:35 PM

Thanks VERITAS. Will you be paying with american express, mastercard or visa?

Hush · 07-08-2014, 12:38 PM

@Certain

Expose these aliases tho

Strikta · 07-08-2014, 01:21 PM

Lol.

Not surprised V texted dude.

Certain · 07-08-2014, 01:27 PM

I would assume they're all Bags.

Inno · 07-08-2014, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

I would assume they're all Bags.

Yep...

THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS · 07-08-2014, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

I would assume they're all Bags.

...........

Witty · 07-08-2014, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

I would assume they're all Bags.

Why assume when you can confirm?

You got tha power.

~RustyGunZ~ · 07-08-2014, 02:52 PM

they aren't bags

07-08-2014, 12:04 PM	#1
Friend Zone Fred Zim Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 47 Rep Power: 0	I got hoes on me Ayo, how the fuck is it hanging bros? I'm sayin', I was just walken down the street and I saw this solid 7.88393 piece. Nice booty yo. And face like woah but eh lil spare tire and boobs needed to be bigger. She was wit' her man, walkin wit that 15% hip twist swag and kirsten dunst from crazy beautiful glare. I was staring at her bulging nipple and she looked into the God's eyes for, no lie, at least 3 and a half seconds bro. I'm so alpha that I knew I could have thrown her onto the nearby Sidewalk cafe and had my ways but I'm a good bro so I didn't do it to dude. Would've felt bad yo. But, this glory aside, I created an ALGORYTHMIC GAME that ultimately HYPNOTIZES any DIME PIECE into your bed. It's called, "ding dong swing machine". You need a twister board, a hypnotist machine (the thing that swings back and forth hitting balls), and the game of an alpha male 10. If you have tattoos this will work more easily because duh, women love art. If you need help with women I feel you. Before I got my first nookie from a Croation 20 piece model at the age of 7, I was in the same boat. Feel free to e-mail me your paypal to my Nigerian mail order Zebra charity foundation and I will help you for 7 small monthly fees of $950 only weekly. To your good health, Fred Zim (347) 662-8493 Last edited by Friend Zone Fred Zim; 07-08-2014 at 12:07 PM.

07-08-2014, 12:09 PM	#2
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,082 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899389	please stop __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

07-08-2014, 12:10 PM	#3
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	lmao @ ding dong swing machine __________________ UNIFIED THEORY

07-08-2014, 12:14 PM	#5
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,082 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899389	I might. I been off SF for a while now, was playing some other fighting games and now I barely even play anything. I do want to try it tho you got it tho? __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

07-08-2014, 12:23 PM	#8
REAL LIFE Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 171 Rep Power: 0	LOG OFF ALIAS. RETURN TO ME. __________________ REMEMBER ME?

07-08-2014, 12:27 PM	#9
Friend Zone Fred Zim Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 47 Rep Power: 0	How.... how dare you? I'm trying to just help my bros get laid. Go get a life, real life.

07-08-2014, 12:29 PM	#10
REAL LIFE Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 171 Rep Power: 0	I AM REAL LIFE. LOG OFF. RETURN TO ME FOR RE-EDUCATION. __________________ REMEMBER ME?

07-08-2014, 12:33 PM	#12
Alpha Male Jim Sanchez Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 36 Rep Power: 0	Fred, don't listen to them, you're on the right path. I suggest lightly hitting a dime piece, scrunching up your face and saying "HIYAAAAA". After this, pause for effect, but make it a fun pause, not a dense, heavy one. Then say: I KNOW KUNG FU. guaranteed panty dropper line bros

07-08-2014, 12:35 PM	#13
Friend Zone Fred Zim Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 47 Rep Power: 0	Thanks VERITAS. Will you be paying with american express, mastercard or visa?

07-08-2014, 12:38 PM	#14
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	@Certain Expose these aliases tho __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

07-08-2014, 01:21 PM	#15
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	Lol. Not surprised V texted dude.

07-08-2014, 01:27 PM	#16
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	I would assume they're all Bags. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

07-08-2014, 02:52 PM	#20
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,844 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899406	they aren't bags