I got hoes on me
 

Ayo, how the fuck is it hanging bros? I'm sayin', I was just walken down the street and I saw this solid 7.88393 piece. Nice booty yo. And face like woah but eh lil spare tire and boobs needed to be bigger. She was wit' her man, walkin wit that 15% hip twist swag and kirsten dunst from crazy beautiful glare. I was staring at her bulging nipple and she looked into the God's eyes for, no lie, at least 3 and a half seconds bro. I'm so alpha that I knew I could have thrown her onto the nearby Sidewalk cafe and had my ways but I'm a good bro so I didn't do it to dude. Would've felt bad yo.

But, this glory aside, I created an ALGORYTHMIC GAME that ultimately HYPNOTIZES any DIME PIECE into your bed. It's called, "ding dong swing machine". You need a twister board, a hypnotist machine (the thing that swings back and forth hitting balls), and the game of an alpha male 10. If you have tattoos this will work more easily because duh, women love art.

If you need help with women I feel you. Before I got my first nookie from a Croation 20 piece model at the age of 7, I was in the same boat. Feel free to e-mail me your paypal to my Nigerian mail order Zebra charity foundation and I will help you for 7 small monthly fees of $950 only weekly.

To your good health,

Fred Zim

(347) 662-8493

please stop

lmao @ ding dong swing machine

Yea.

Anyway, sup man? Getting ultimate sf?

I might.

I been off SF for a while now, was playing some other fighting games and now I barely even play anything.

I do want to try it tho

you got it tho?

Salute

Nah, I only play if my homeboy ask me to. im usually not even on, other people occupy it.

Sup @Hush

LOG OFF ALIAS.

RETURN TO ME.

How....

how dare you? I'm trying to just help my bros get laid. Go get a life, real life.

I AM REAL LIFE.

LOG OFF.

RETURN TO ME FOR RE-EDUCATION.

Lolzord...I texted you Fred. What's up with this guy bros?

Fred, don't listen to them, you're on the right path. I suggest lightly hitting a dime piece, scrunching up your face and saying "HIYAAAAA". After this, pause for effect, but make it a fun pause, not a dense, heavy one. Then say: I KNOW KUNG FU.

guaranteed panty dropper line bros

Thanks VERITAS. Will you be paying with american express, mastercard or visa?

@Certain

Expose these aliases tho

Lol.

Not surprised V texted dude.

I would assume they're all Bags.

Yep...

...........

Why assume when you can confirm?

You got tha power.

they aren't bags