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White Earl
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Philly Cat.
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just stabbed the fuck outta my hand. in E.R
..true shit. Almost put a kitchen steak knife through my hand. Was trying to slightly stab an avacado seed and pry it out.. knife was way sharper than i thought. Blade went through seed and almost through hand i was holding it with. Nrver saw blood squirt like that in my life lmao.. and ive seen more blood than most peoplr will ever see in a lifetime. Wtf.
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05-13-2014, 06:29 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
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- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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piics or lying tbh
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05-13-2014, 06:29 PM
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Arm the Homeless
Join Date: Jan 2013
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Don't die.
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05-13-2014, 06:30 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Canton Ohio
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lmao you dumbass
i put a razor in my pocket today like an idiot, but i recognised i did it, as i did it, so i went in careful and got it out but i carry razors around work just like loose ones every now and then, one of these days ima fuck up and put it in my pocket, go to grab my cigs and take a finger to the bone
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05-13-2014, 06:34 PM
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White Earl
Join Date: Jan 2013
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Lolol. I be doing that shit to. Pic coming up if i can make it work from my phone. Been applying pressure so squirting/bleeding stopped. I was gonna leave but they were like nahhhh. If u leave without getting it closed its going to split open again and start squirting again. So im stuckbhere waitingz. Grrrrrrrr
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05-13-2014, 06:37 PM
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White Earl
Join Date: Jan 2013
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05-13-2014, 06:38 PM
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White Earl
Join Date: Jan 2013
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Ok. Its not gonna work. Here. Will use it as my profile pic when u click my name. Brb
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05-13-2014, 06:41 PM
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White Earl
Join Date: Jan 2013
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Click my name for pic of stab wound. And view public profile.
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05-13-2014, 06:54 PM
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NJ Devil
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Lol I am dissapount
Got a worse cut from glass last week Hit it with peroxide then crazy glue like a GEE
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05-13-2014, 06:58 PM
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White Earl
Join Date: Jan 2013
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Nah dog.. it couldnt have been squirtong like this was though. This thing was like a damn water hose every heartbeat until i put pressure.
But ya.. ive been cut worse.. just never saw the squirt thishit had.
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05-13-2014, 07:18 PM
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Geno with the Jesus palm.
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05-13-2014, 07:18 PM
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why u trying to kill yourself what is wrong pm me not telling
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05-13-2014, 07:22 PM
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05-13-2014, 07:25 PM
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Om
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That hole looks pretty tight...
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05-13-2014, 07:26 PM
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The Bad Guys.
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Real g's finish the job an cut the hand off.
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05-13-2014, 07:31 PM
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Mine wasn't squirting Feel better bro
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05-13-2014, 07:49 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
lmao @ papercut
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05-13-2014, 08:26 PM
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should have made a video of it
next time you are injured think of NCs
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05-13-2014, 11:34 PM
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DOHpe since 02'
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Five finger fillet fail obv
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