just stabbed the fuck outta my hand. in E.R
 

..true shit. Almost put a kitchen steak knife through my hand. Was trying to slightly stab an avacado seed and pry it out.. knife was way sharper than i thought. Blade went through seed and almost through hand i was holding it with. Nrver saw blood squirt like that in my life lmao.. and ive seen more blood than most peoplr will ever see in a lifetime. Wtf.

piics or lying tbh

Don't die.

lmao you dumbass

i put a razor in my pocket today like an idiot, but i recognised i did it, as i did it, so i went in careful and got it out

but i carry razors around work just like loose ones every now and then, one of these days ima fuck up and put it in my pocket, go to grab my cigs and take a finger to the bone

Lolol. I be doing that shit to. Pic coming up if i can make it work from my phone. Been applying pressure so squirting/bleeding stopped. I was gonna leave but they were like nahhhh. If u leave without getting it closed its going to split open again and start squirting again. So im stuckbhere waitingz. Grrrrrrrr

Ok. Its not gonna work. Here. Will use it as my profile pic when u click my name. Brb

Click my name for pic of stab wound. And view public profile.

Lol I am dissapount

Got a worse cut from glass last week


Hit it with peroxide then crazy glue like a GEE

Nah dog.. it couldnt have been squirtong like this was though. This thing was like a damn water hose every heartbeat until i put pressure.

But ya.. ive been cut worse.. just never saw the squirt thishit had.

Geno with the Jesus palm.

why u trying to kill yourself what is wrong pm me not telling

Turning Fireball into puncture wounds

That hole looks pretty tight...

Real g's finish the job an cut the hand off.

Word
Mine wasn't squirting



Feel better bro

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lmao @ papercut

should have made a video of it

next time you are injured think of NCs

Loooooool

Five finger fillet fail obv