ROAST COMPETITI9N..IF U THINK U ARE THE ROASTMASTER GODBODY THEN PLEAZE....STEP ITT

[Ghost1]

Lol...rolos got me

[El Muffin]

Howd I miss that rolo shit loooooool

[El Muffin]

Should vote soon eh @Bags

[Ghost1]

I figured wed let it go tomorrow for the day an see if any1 else wanna roast chyyyin soul



If not an it just sinks to the bottom ill put a poll up for people to vote

[El Muffin]

Kk

[Vulgar]

Lookin like a slug and Elvis LOLBain took a journey on the magic caterpillar's back

Ol computer engi-nearing total faggot status

This dude looks like he bathes with data sponges

Lookin like Winnie the Pooh on welfare in Alaska

Lookin like a dungeon janitor at Kingdom Hearts castle

Lookin like Roy Jones Jr's pubes became a person

Lookin like a warthog carcass got a shape up from an elephant trunk

Lookin like a meerkat named Gorgo swallowed a blowfish while watching Jingles All the Way in morse code

Lookin like he lives in a jumbo sized airplane bathroom

[Vulgar]

Lookin like the Roflcopter rapist

Lookin like he talks to rhododendrons

Lookin like a windmill windmilled on his face and all he knows how to say is 'CIRROC IS PREFERRED!'

Lookin like he sleeps in a vat of Jamba Juice, magnetic needles and stale toaster strudels

[Vulgar]

Originally Posted by Bags

[Vulgar]

Originally Posted by Batty

This nigga makes margaritas out of hot dog water.

.

looool

Originally Posted by Batty

Brokenigga Command Center, knowing is half the battle.
.

lool

[Just Write]

Why does it look like you live in a bomb cellar?

[El Muffin]

If only u knew

Hes a character

[Batty]

Originally Posted by big baby

Looks like Gary Sheffield giving a motivational speech to porcupines

Dead

[Batty]

[Batty]

Lookin like he put on moon-boots and jumped straight to hell.

Lookin like Savio Vega turned his basement into a bootleg Red Box.


This nigga smellin like burnt electronics and nursing home breakfast.

Stayed at a 5 star hotel once, that shit went to 2 stars until he checked out.

Randomly wins Hot Pocket eating contests.

Goes to Comic Con and sits up in the rafters like the old white dudes from the Muppets and criticizes anime cosplayers.

Has a pierced 3rd nipple named Lexington Andromeda.

Beat his dick and came during a Kids Bop commercial

His nephews decline sleepovers.

Went as Kung Fu Panda 3 Halloweens in a row, Black Shrek for the c-c-c-combo breaker.

Went camping once with one of the original members of Color Me Badd.

Brushed his teeth in a Burger King bathroom with a tampon dipped in Lysol.

His name in The Matrix is: S'morespheus

65 percent of his basement is set aside for his ever growing Skylanders collection.

Looking like a groundhog with an anti-seizure helmet sewed on.

Looking like an orange Snorlax

Makes grill cheese sandwiches with a curling iron

Won a lot of My Little Ponys on eBay and put them all into his butthole

Likes to dip pizza rolls in Nutella

Had his neck removed at age 11 during a failed BMX trick. Now he can only answer questions that are "no" and he looks like a ninja in a turtleneck.

Lost his virginity at age 14 to his Aunt's German Shepard: Max.

Looking like a broke Ferengi.

Outfit sponsored by: generic Hollister

[Chyeahhh!!!]

lol welcome to 2012. Some funnies in here though. This has been long overdue.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

batty has won my vote for roaster of the year though.

[El Muffin]

Smorepheus






Obliterated

[Split]

[El Muffin]

Who\ what is that

Coz if thats you. They made u look like an xbox live troubleshooter from new delhi n shit

[Vulgar]

Originally Posted by Chyeahhh Guevara

batty has won my vote for roaster of the year though.