ROAST COMPETITI9N..IF U THINK U ARE THE ROASTMASTER GODBODY THEN PLEAZE....STEP ITT
 

We used to hqve roast competitions an at the end pick the funniest roaster

We havent done it in a while....an we have sum strong roasters here currently so....i figure why now see who the roast master general truly is?

For rd 1

I bring to you


Chyyyyyinnnnnn

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Release the hounds.

"We have a floater" bloated fatal snorkeling accident ass nigga

"I can see my nose at all times without usin peripheral vision ass nigga

Klaus baudelaire with adamantium tipped body hair

Nigs head made a cameo in armageddon as bruce willis' final resting place

Chernobyl critical meltdown nose ass nigga

Looking like a rapper who does your taxes. Pimp CPA

Lookin like a ninja turtle that pays his child support before its due.

This nigga makes margaritas out of hot dog water.



Wait, is that a They Live poster?

My bad, this dude cool.

Hile chyinler!!

Chemtrail chinstrap lookin ass nigga

Lookin like D-Lo Brown went to Comic Con as Theodore Chipmunk.

Fall Out shelter in grandmomma's second basement. Brokenigga Command Center, knowing is half the battle.

In grade school, he was voted most likely to scuba dive in Sunny D with chicken nugget floaties.

When's this close

Whenever i feel like its dying......

Nostrils Flair like Patrick Ewings rookie card

1000 Island Salad Dressing complexion ass

keep it open til at least midnight

this wiggas line looking like madonna's cooch flaps circa 1987 and shit.

This nigga got a interior design show on HGTV called "Bunker's, Basements, n' Caves"

This nigga was born Lyrs-black and faded cuz he aint got sun since 05

Occupies grandmothers basement because upper floors reek of an odd combination of deet n precleaned chitlins

He got a garbage can in the back of the basement full jerk off rags.. trynna blame the stink on "chemtrails"

HOW YOU GONNA TRY AND CONFRONT SPLIT 8 AND YOU LOOK LIKE HIS FAT BLACK GRANDPA, NIGGA?

mfw I discovered the illuminati is real

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This nigga's nose looking like the hang loose shaka surfer hand signal and shit ole where's waldo faced ass negro edition of proffesor peobody ass nigga on a halfshell crustacean claw fade. shit.

bags trying to get 1500 view thread on the sly.