ROAST COMPETITI9N..IF U THINK U ARE THE ROASTMASTER GODBODY THEN PLEAZE....STEP ITT

[Split]

lmfao @ Franklin the turtle. comes out of his shell 2x a year to post 1-2 Punch video mags and renew his Conceal & Carry a Wedgie license

[big baby]

nerdy ass. lmao dead @ dude looks like hes about to spit a biology rap. "THE CHLOROPHYLL OF THE BOTANICAL GENUS IS INCOMPARABLE TO MY HYPOTHALAMUS'S GENIUS" fuck you you nerdy fuck. LOL @ the reflection of his glasses you could see alien conspiracy porn with condoleeza rice bbw stunt doubles. leaned that everytime this mawfucka does jumping jacks the bottom of his chin hits the back of his neck you big tittied chin having fuck. jesus i hate you. you look like one of the goldilocks bears found goldilocks performing an exorcism on a unicorn you cross bred conspiracist faggot. im fuckign leaned at how gigantic you are. for fucks sake, you big sonna of a bitch. you look like the kool AIDS man you weird looking diseased motherfucker. THIS dudes chin got HIV, not the virus, but its an acronym for HOLDS INTRAVENOUS, lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo your big ass chin got a life force of its own. shit looks like kuatto. you gotta feed it intravenous for it to survive, LMAO @ you got a tumor in your big ass noggin and your chin got jealous and dueled it. your intravenous taste like kool aid, ironic cause you look like that motherfucker, you fucking royce da 5'9 reject. your chin look like its 5'9. im fucking leaned your chin joins diodes weightlifting threads and starts posting stats ROFLLLLLLLLL "yeah i deadlift chyeah and hes about 400 lbs so I win here" ROFLLLLLLLLLL big ass fucking chin jesus. im fucking leaned at your chin strap look like dry river beds on Mars you fucking weird shaped up motherfucker. dude goes into the barbershop and asks for "the mars riverbed" the barber winks at him and is like I GOTCHA, dude pulls out a lawnmower 5000 6 bmw series for ya big ass head you fucking inflated hindenburg head. you look like the recap of the stars "where are they now" for g-baby from hardball with keanu reeves rofllllll you look like cuba badding senior you disgusting monster, rofllll dude looks like dominican republic horribling junior you took cuba gooding to a next level. im fuckinggggggg leannnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddd at you looking like you burping out of your nostrils, your fucking nostrils look like a jetpack you malformed cranium motherfucker, rofl @ YOU COUNTING FOR LIFTOFF WITH YA JETPACK NOSE "going to breathe intensely and blast off into uranus to find alien life" dude actually means ur anus with ur weird biology bill nye the science guy spitting raps. you look like neil desmokegrass tyson you fucking mythological beast. im dead you compare yourself to galactus, you look like you're summoning the power cosmic while youre about to beatbox for your boyfriends frat party in a basement. fuck you

[Batty]

This nigga attends funerals on World of Warcraft.

Snitches to Comcast on black people who jack wifi

Lookin like a orange catfish

Only legit claim to the underground is that he lives in a basement

Writes his own romantic mangas that involve sexual encounters between the owl from Harry Potter and Bret the Hitman Hart.

Smokes Capri cigarettes he soaked in Mikes Hard Lemonade.

[Zombie]

lmao. Why is my name on your wall?

[Split]

nigga got a Maybe its' Maybelline tat on his left delt

dude thought Sacco and Vendetti were GTA 5 DLC cars

cuts mersh with ingrown toenails, rips the koopa spliff from his Darkwing Duck 1hitter, puffs thru a chickenwire and memory foam sploof before talking in tongues over Asher Roth instrumentals

his most scarring childhood experience came when he and his only friend, Theo "Rip" Wilkins, held a seance at chess club & saw the ghost of Seabiscuit get beaten into the International Society for Formal Logic

has suffered under the delusion that boogie boards were called oujia boards, and vice-versa. Was absolutely NO fun at sleepovers & failed the swimming unit at gym class. Refuses to go near large bodies of water or do the dead man float.

[Batty]

Lookin like his DVD collection is nothing but George Clooney movies.

Lookin like his ears are made out of ostrich jerky

Beard lookin like 35 Gomez Adams mustaches glued end to end.

Lookin like a Goomba from Mario in the face

Lookin like he got the entire Walking Dead action figure collection mint on card as an investment.

[El Muffin]

Slain at the first two in ur last post @Batty

Edit: im late

In particular autobot drifter coz I kno of some of those fags

[Split]

SpecOps- The Lame

[Split]

did a stint of Comm Service for proposing "a pogrom for underdeveloped youths"

subsequently banned from all PTA meetings but got it reduced to the snackbar at Sizzler baseball games

[Split]

jacked into neighbors FiOs to get out from the back of the Netflix queue. Ole Roper Parks

[El Muffin]

Ol dodoria with captain ginyus chin and dance moves lookin ass nigga

[Split]

2005 April Fools Day prank was drawing his wife's masseuse's name on her upper lip with radioactive thallium tracer. she came home and he yelled "I know you've been cheating, it's written all over your face." She came clean before the Pinz! prize counter blacklights could warm up.

Considers it his second biggest waste of 34,500 tickets- behind the complete set of inflatable kitchen appliances

[Split]

Joe Budden's slow cousin

[Split]

voted least likely to have a gag reflex

[Ghost1]

Build a bear dirtperson ed8tion

Raekwon the chef + chef from south park, a giant milkdud, strip of velcro & womens lenscrafters

[veritas]

This muthafucka got a bear grylls trampstamp

[El Muffin]

U fat malcolm x looking like every member of nation of domination (cept bradshaw) spliced together

[Ghost1]

Ole....whats the square root of a watermelon ass faggot

[Ghost1]

L9okin like a ghomba from mario with a mail order preacher certificate

[Ghost1]

Son got a part time job plugging holes in underground waterpipes with his face