ROAST COMPETITI9N..IF U THINK U ARE THE ROASTMASTER GODBODY THEN PLEAZE....STEP ITT - Page 3

StarFaggot · 05-12-2014, 05:18 PM

The Ewing one I chuckled forgot to add

El Muffin · 05-12-2014, 05:19 PM

Lol aero be hella concerned with whoever tag sniping his ass like lee harvey Oswald

Ghost1 · 05-12-2014, 05:22 PM

Omar from wild an crazy kids hits r9ck bottom

Lookin like a slave on baxter stockmans plantation

StarFaggot · 05-12-2014, 05:26 PM

Nigga look like Cleveland from Family Guy entered a Charlie Clipz look alike contest and came in 4th

Split · 05-12-2014, 05:28 PM

lookin like David Cross had an allergic reaction to his chai-latteface. dude got a line-up so his dome could be used as a emergency seismograph. calls it the thighsmograph. all the waitresses at Buffalo Wild Wings think he's a mildy autistic geologist with a heavy lisp, his paracord wallet an gym class lost&found Champion sweatshirt don't help his case. tips in wooden bitcoins he carves from his Fallout 3/ LoZ fanfiction crossover Deku Tree sculpture. Nigga's home is Vault Deco themed.

lmoaooooao @ this oleeee puffy cottage cheese face ass nigga, ole blown wanderer. Dude shaves with his encounters of the 3rd kind, it's how he gets that 'warning shot close' shave. loool dude shoots 10" groupings on his Hootie & the Blowfish rug from his cosmonaut patio chair

Wise Wiggles · 05-12-2014, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty

Lookin like he names his nut rags after ships from Star Trek.

etherrrrr

El Muffin · 05-12-2014, 05:40 PM

jams out California love on a ocarina lookin ass nigga

El Muffin · 05-12-2014, 05:42 PM

Head look like majoras mask day 348

Ghost1 · 05-12-2014, 05:49 PM

Ole whopper wendal lookin faggot

Ghost1 · 05-12-2014, 05:50 PM

Sons chin died and his cheeks shit their pants.

Split · 05-12-2014, 05:52 PM

lmfaoo this a screencap from the previously unreleased Magic Schoolbus live action film?

"We've been frizzled" Chyea on the pilot getting less views than all sixteen of his Community cancellation truther blogs

"CARLOOOOOOS"- Chyea when he found out the Honduran contractor carved his last name in his poolhouse's foundation with his dick. right above the zombie poster.

stupid faggot got his bomb shelter built to SimCity 2000 building codes. shouldn't be able to hang ur econobox's floormats on the retaining wall lolol

Ghost1 · 05-12-2014, 05:54 PM

Fuckin way g9ne. Lol.

big baby · 05-12-2014, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero

Nigga look like Cleveland from Family Guy entered a Charlie Clipz look alike contest and came in 4th

basically batty's joke but suck

El Muffin · 05-12-2014, 06:01 PM

I like how everyone has diffy roastin styles

Batty n vulgar are similar

Batty I find more humorous. .but vulgar is extremely vivid/evocative with his shit

Split will write you a narrative summarizing your entire life based off one picture

I like to keep things blunt

Bags seems the same way

And v just sucks at this im sry

big baby · 05-12-2014, 06:04 PM

im gonna roast like aero lol. k wait. *morphs* k

Guy looks like he entered a time machine in McDonalds lookin ass nigga
Chin as big as a asteroid. Call it chinsteroid ass nigga
Looks like he entered a stand-up comedy contest runner-up with Cedric the Entertaining hosting while watching Family Guy during commercial breaks in Louisana while smoking a fatty with three former policemen telling stories about their juvi days and jury duty on the Trayvon Martin case looking ass nigga.

Split · 05-12-2014, 06:16 PM

so gone @ this dude's bottleopener ears. friends invite him round so they don't ding up the formica, they all pretend they doin magic tricks & found bottlecaps behind his ear. Thank god dude is CONVINCED Fallout is the Great Prophecy. Chyeah thinks he can hear thru transdimensional wormholes & his earwax is quantum foam. Probably cause of the 30% reduction in cranial bloodflow, glasses creasin his temples up something fierce. lookin like they found the San Andreas fault when a palm reader spanked that state of California facial hairline. Dudes fault for bein out friskin carnies tryna find the other half of his clown nose

El Muffin · 05-12-2014, 06:27 PM

Split just kicked me off the podium

Way to have an olympic spirit you drago of roasting u

Batty · 05-12-2014, 06:30 PM

Dead @ Majora's mask.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero

Shaved ewok face ass nig

You already know.

Looking like a hipster mr. Potato Head.

Beard lookin like over manicured vampire bat dickhairs.

Lookin like he sells bootleg chains at a kiosk in front of Radio Shack at a swap mall.

Lookin like Franklin The Turtle got a job at Kinkos.

Split · 05-12-2014, 06:41 PM

goes to Dunkins & orders an Crunkaccino w/ shaved ice

lookin like 3/5 of his bug-out bag is hypoallergenic kleenexes and alcohol-free optical wipes

dudes got a case of rape-eyes that only some no-contact lenses could fix

Batty · 05-12-2014, 06:43 PM

Lookin 100% like that corny throwback nigga to try and drift on wet streets in a 93 Nissan Sentra with a big ass autobot sticker on the hood.

GameStop Manager lookin ass nigga.
"we can give you 72 cents for Fallout New Vegas" lookin ass nigga.

Lookin like Michael Jai White had a son with Ernie from Sesame Street.

Lookin like guest speaker at a black republican summit.

Lookin like he needs the carfax to buy a stolen car

Lookin like he valet parks at the casino and eats expired Lunchables.

Lookin like he lost his virginity on a technicality to a 300lb bitch and busted a nut by fucking a inner thigh fat roll lubed with coochie sweat.

Lookin like he owns every episode of DragonballZ

Lookin like he drinks Ecto-Cooler out of a rainboot.

05-12-2014, 05:18 PM	#41
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,108 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	The Ewing one I chuckled forgot to add __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B]

05-12-2014, 05:19 PM	#42
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Lol aero be hella concerned with whoever tag sniping his ass like lee harvey Oswald __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-12-2014, 05:26 PM	#44
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,108 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	Nigga look like Cleveland from Family Guy entered a Charlie Clipz look alike contest and came in 4th __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B] Last edited by StarFaggot; 05-12-2014 at 05:28 PM.

05-12-2014, 05:28 PM	#45
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	lookin like David Cross had an allergic reaction to his chai-latteface. dude got a line-up so his dome could be used as a emergency seismograph. calls it the thighsmograph. all the waitresses at Buffalo Wild Wings think he's a mildy autistic geologist with a heavy lisp, his paracord wallet an gym class lost&found Champion sweatshirt don't help his case. tips in wooden bitcoins he carves from his Fallout 3/ LoZ fanfiction crossover Deku Tree sculpture. Nigga's home is Vault Deco themed. lmoaooooao @ this oleeee puffy cottage cheese face ass nigga, ole blown wanderer. Dude shaves with his encounters of the 3rd kind, it's how he gets that 'warning shot close' shave. loool dude shoots 10" groupings on his Hootie & the Blowfish rug from his cosmonaut patio chair __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

05-12-2014, 05:40 PM	#47
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	jams out California love on a ocarina lookin ass nigga __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-12-2014, 05:42 PM	#48
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Head look like majoras mask day 348 __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-12-2014, 05:52 PM	#51
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	lmfaoo this a screencap from the previously unreleased Magic Schoolbus live action film? "We've been frizzled" Chyea on the pilot getting less views than all sixteen of his Community cancellation truther blogs "CARLOOOOOOS"- Chyea when he found out the Honduran contractor carved his last name in his poolhouse's foundation with his dick. right above the zombie poster. stupid faggot got his bomb shelter built to SimCity 2000 building codes. shouldn't be able to hang ur econobox's floormats on the retaining wall lolol __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

05-12-2014, 06:01 PM	#54
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	I like how everyone has diffy roastin styles Batty n vulgar are similar Batty I find more humorous. .but vulgar is extremely vivid/evocative with his shit Split will write you a narrative summarizing your entire life based off one picture I like to keep things blunt Bags seems the same way And v just sucks at this im sry __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-12-2014, 06:16 PM	#56
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	so gone @ this dude's bottleopener ears. friends invite him round so they don't ding up the formica, they all pretend they doin magic tricks & found bottlecaps behind his ear. Thank god dude is CONVINCED Fallout is the Great Prophecy. Chyeah thinks he can hear thru transdimensional wormholes & his earwax is quantum foam. Probably cause of the 30% reduction in cranial bloodflow, glasses creasin his temples up something fierce. lookin like they found the San Andreas fault when a palm reader spanked that state of California facial hairline. Dudes fault for bein out friskin carnies tryna find the other half of his clown nose __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

05-12-2014, 06:27 PM	#57
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Split just kicked me off the podium Way to have an olympic spirit you drago of roasting u __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-12-2014, 06:41 PM	#59
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	goes to Dunkins & orders an Crunkaccino w/ shaved ice lookin like 3/5 of his bug-out bag is hypoallergenic kleenexes and alcohol-free optical wipes dudes got a case of rape-eyes that only some no-contact lenses could fix __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

05-12-2014, 06:43 PM	#60
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	Lookin 100% like that corny throwback nigga to try and drift on wet streets in a 93 Nissan Sentra with a big ass autobot sticker on the hood. GameStop Manager lookin ass nigga. "we can give you 72 cents for Fallout New Vegas" lookin ass nigga. Lookin like Michael Jai White had a son with Ernie from Sesame Street. Lookin like guest speaker at a black republican summit. Lookin like he needs the carfax to buy a stolen car Lookin like he valet parks at the casino and eats expired Lunchables. Lookin like he lost his virginity on a technicality to a 300lb bitch and busted a nut by fucking a inner thigh fat roll lubed with coochie sweat. Lookin like he owns every episode of DragonballZ Lookin like he drinks Ecto-Cooler out of a rainboot.