help me charge up my jerk-off crystal

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Originally Posted by Frank Metts

Only real question is
Where does one aquire this crystal?

Do I have to leave the shire and battle the necromaner sauron to obtain the one crystal that will jerk us all

I imagine if you defeat the CL ad poster in masturbatory combat, he must relinquish the crystal to you.*










*fun facts about this post

I spelled, "relinquish" right on my first try

spell check tells me, "masturbatory" is an actual word.