LMAO NO TROLL, I BEEN WEARING MY BOXERS BACK TO FRONT WITH THE BUTTONS UNDONE...

Lars · 03-10-2014, 09:19 AM

so i can shit in warmth and comfort without having to take the Calvin's down

my bathroom cold as Lama's Alaskan cave of a morning, yo

straight up

it aint about sitting on no ice block of a toilet seat at 6am and feeling the emb chills from the ceramic of the toilet against the tops of my legs

so i figured 'why not just wear my boxers back to front, that way there's already a kinda poop-pocket built in by leaving the buttons undone?'

warm and snug too

flawless victory IMHO

Diode · 03-10-2014, 09:22 AM

you must have either tiny poops or a gigantic pee hole in your boxers dude

also, diarrhea?

also, what if you get shit on the boxer cloth while wiping?

this and more on the next episode of cosmos.

Lars · 03-10-2014, 09:30 AM

Nah dude, if you open up all 3/4 buttons on the front of your boxer shorts then put them on back-to-front so to speak, the gap is actually quite long and wide.

Shit slides out easy. (Pun unintentional, obv)

Chaos · 03-10-2014, 09:35 AM

SURE THATS WHY YOU WEAR YOUR BOXERS BACKWARDS FAGG0T

Diode · 03-10-2014, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lars

Nah dude, if you open up all 3/4 buttons on the front of your boxer shorts then put them on back-to-front so to speak, the gap is actually quite long and wide.

Shit slides out easy. (Pun unintentional, obv)

3-4 buttons? what the hell boxers are you wearing over there in the UK?

Lars · 03-10-2014, 09:44 AM

LMAO I'M FATTER THAN YOU, WAY TO BE SUBLIMINAL WITH IT, FAGGOT

VOTE - FRESH

Diode · 03-10-2014, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lars

LMAO I'M FATTER THAN YOU, WAY TO BE SUBLIMINAL WITH IT, FAGGOT

VOTE - FRESH

that was a serious response. i have never seen boxers with more than one button in my life. long johns, maybe.. but not boxers.

ps

fresh is banned <3

Hush · 03-10-2014, 12:03 PM

Who wears boxers with buttons tho?

Ghost1 · 03-10-2014, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chaos

SURE THATS WHY YOU WEAR YOUR BOXERS BACKWARDS FAGG0T

Lol

Just Write · 03-10-2014, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush

Who wears boxers with buttons tho?

Lars · 03-10-2014, 02:27 PM

I think you guys are missing the point. I can shit in the mornings without it leaving me cold, I can poop shoot in warmth, drop the kids off at the pool while the weathers warm etc

I'm no photoshop expert but here goes nothing to try and explain more what I mean -

Step 1:

Lars · 03-10-2014, 02:28 PM

step 2:

Wise Wiggles · 03-10-2014, 02:33 PM

What kind of drugs have you been taking?

Batty · 03-10-2014, 03:06 PM

I will need some time to consider this theory.

Ghost1 · 03-10-2014, 03:07 PM

Gone@the diagrams looool

Certain · 03-10-2014, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lars

step 2:

This killed me. You look so happy! Who wouldn't give this a try?

Batty · 03-10-2014, 11:37 PM

Kinda looks like shitting in the sink in the illustration.

Which I have wanted to try since kid

dyedinthewool · 03-11-2014, 12:52 AM

Lmao this entire thread is too much

03-12-2014, 02:51 PM

You need those jeans.

That bitch is bad too, tho.

Batty · 03-12-2014, 02:57 PM

^ I'm a fan.

03-10-2014, 09:19 AM	#1
Lars PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 1,588 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - The Winter Topical Rep Power: 1809295	LMAO NO TROLL, I BEEN WEARING MY BOXERS BACK TO FRONT WITH THE BUTTONS UNDONE... so i can shit in warmth and comfort without having to take the Calvin's down my bathroom cold as Lama's Alaskan cave of a morning, yo straight up it aint about sitting on no ice block of a toilet seat at 6am and feeling the emb chills from the ceramic of the toilet against the tops of my legs so i figured 'why not just wear my boxers back to front, that way there's already a kinda poop-pocket built in by leaving the buttons undone?' warm and snug too flawless victory IMHO

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Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,156 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899406	you must have either tiny poops or a gigantic pee hole in your boxers dude also, diarrhea? also, what if you get shit on the boxer cloth while wiping? this and more on the next episode of cosmos. __________________

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Lars PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 1,588 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - The Winter Topical Rep Power: 1809295	LMAO I'M FATTER THAN YOU, WAY TO BE SUBLIMINAL WITH IT, FAGGOT VOTE - FRESH __________________ PROVEN BITER Last edited by Lars; 03-10-2014 at 09:47 AM.

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Lars PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 1,588 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - The Winter Topical Rep Power: 1809295	I think you guys are missing the point. I can shit in the mornings without it leaving me cold, I can poop shoot in warmth, drop the kids off at the pool while the weathers warm etc I'm no photoshop expert but here goes nothing to try and explain more what I mean - Step 1: __________________ PROVEN BITER

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Lars PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 1,588 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - The Winter Topical Rep Power: 1809295	Nah dude, if you open up all 3/4 buttons on the front of your boxer shorts then put them on back-to-front so to speak, the gap is actually quite long and wide. Shit slides out easy. (Pun unintentional, obv)

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Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899382	I will need some time to consider this theory.

03-10-2014, 11:37 PM	#17
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899382	Kinda looks like shitting in the sink in the illustration. Which I have wanted to try since kid

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dyedinthewool green eggs and damn Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: northeast Posts: 786 Battle Record: 1-4 Rep Power: 18308778	Lmao this entire thread is too much

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Sicc Guest Posts: n/a	You need those jeans. That bitch is bad too, tho.

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Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899382	^ I'm a fan.