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Lars 03-10-2014 09:19 AM

LMAO NO TROLL, I BEEN WEARING MY BOXERS BACK TO FRONT WITH THE BUTTONS UNDONE...
 
so i can shit in warmth and comfort without having to take the Calvin's down


my bathroom cold as Lama's Alaskan cave of a morning, yo

straight up

it aint about sitting on no ice block of a toilet seat at 6am and feeling the emb chills from the ceramic of the toilet against the tops of my legs

so i figured 'why not just wear my boxers back to front, that way there's already a kinda poop-pocket built in by leaving the buttons undone?'

warm and snug too

flawless victory IMHO

Diode 03-10-2014 09:22 AM

you must have either tiny poops or a gigantic pee hole in your boxers dude

also, diarrhea?

also, what if you get shit on the boxer cloth while wiping?

this and more on the next episode of cosmos.

Lars 03-10-2014 09:30 AM

Nah dude, if you open up all 3/4 buttons on the front of your boxer shorts then put them on back-to-front so to speak, the gap is actually quite long and wide.

Shit slides out easy. (Pun unintentional, obv)

Chaos 03-10-2014 09:35 AM

SURE THATS WHY YOU WEAR YOUR BOXERS BACKWARDS FAGG0T

Diode 03-10-2014 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lars (Post 294956)
Nah dude, if you open up all 3/4 buttons on the front of your boxer shorts then put them on back-to-front so to speak, the gap is actually quite long and wide.

Shit slides out easy. (Pun unintentional, obv)

3-4 buttons? what the hell boxers are you wearing over there in the UK?

Lars 03-10-2014 09:44 AM

LMAO I'M FATTER THAN YOU, WAY TO BE SUBLIMINAL WITH IT, FAGGOT

VOTE - FRESH

Diode 03-10-2014 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lars (Post 294961)
LMAO I'M FATTER THAN YOU, WAY TO BE SUBLIMINAL WITH IT, FAGGOT

VOTE - FRESH

that was a serious response. i have never seen boxers with more than one button in my life. long johns, maybe.. but not boxers.

ps

fresh is banned <3

Hush 03-10-2014 12:03 PM

Who wears boxers with buttons tho?

Ghost1 03-10-2014 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chaos (Post 294959)
SURE THATS WHY YOU WEAR YOUR BOXERS BACKWARDS FAGG0T

Lol

Just Write 03-10-2014 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush (Post 295019)
Who wears boxers with buttons tho?


Lars 03-10-2014 02:27 PM

I think you guys are missing the point. I can shit in the mornings without it leaving me cold, I can poop shoot in warmth, drop the kids off at the pool while the weathers warm etc

I'm no photoshop expert but here goes nothing to try and explain more what I mean -

Step 1:

http://s21.postimg.org/qqphsa0if/boxers.png

Lars 03-10-2014 02:28 PM

step 2:

http://s16.postimg.org/9qgix9vh1/boxers2.png

Wise Wiggles 03-10-2014 02:33 PM

What kind of drugs have you been taking?

Batty 03-10-2014 03:06 PM

I will need some time to consider this theory.

Ghost1 03-10-2014 03:07 PM

Gone@the diagrams looool

Certain 03-10-2014 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lars (Post 295130)

This killed me. You look so happy! Who wouldn't give this a try?

Batty 03-10-2014 11:37 PM

Kinda looks like shitting in the sink in the illustration.

Which I have wanted to try since kid

dyedinthewool 03-11-2014 12:52 AM

Lmao this entire thread is too much

Sicc 03-12-2014 02:51 PM

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.n...59358340_n.jpg


You need those jeans.


That bitch is bad too, tho.

Batty 03-12-2014 02:57 PM

^ I'm a fan.


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