LMFAO I'M HIGH AS FUCK LIKE A BAWSE AT WORK, LET'S PLAY A GAME!!!!

[Lars]

lmao I aint ever posted a single thing here that was a falsehood, i'm real as it gets

you rang me up while I was at my day job withholding your number like a giggling teenager and trying to pretend you were about that life

i told you straight up to come meet me if you had a problem you wanted resolving and I'd knock you the fuck out even though you were playing anonypuss refusing to say who you were or where and dodging like a faggot bitch

anything else is a lie

you on the other hand look and sound the type to play that 'hey baron, what's up, it's mimic from netcees bro!" friendly shit when I finally catch up to you outside of here

the fact is, I set you up with a battle down here purely to take your jaw off had you the balls to turn up and say what you're quick to type on here. you no-showed, were too shook to answer my calls when I rang then sent me a handful of apologetic text messages on some fictitious "my grandad just died today" bullshit

if I'm such a puss you know my number, you know where I live, come check my credentials faggot