LMFAO I'M HIGH AS FUCK LIKE A BAWSE AT WORK, LET'S PLAY A GAME!!!!
 

WOULD YOU RATHER?

First question: would you rather have a pussy on your forehead like a unicorn, or a row of dicks down your back like a stegosaurus?

roflzzz

Dick back

dick back obv

Why would u want a vagina

lmao
Dick back

My hands make me a tyranosauras


But i cant make a bed for sht

Lesobo dino is a likolotapus
Gay dino is megasauras

lmaoaoaoaoao okay okay i didn't make the op clear

the pussy on your forehead about... the size of the top of a coke bottle?... i'm improvising here

only really noticeable at lets say, 10 yards

but noticeable enough that you would be questioned about it by any chick you encounter EVER!

the yoghurt slingers on your back are all erect and at least 9" in length, 3/4" in girth

you're a walking masterbatedon here

a giant jizzosaurus spine of erectile roflzzz

which one do you choose now?!

If I chose the vagina head would that open the doors to dating lesbians? I need answers here

Dead @ the bold, WTF.

lmao i think we can safely assume you being a lying white crumpet eating britfag with wooden teeth who pretended to be a chris brown backing dancer to impress a forum full of other guys pretty much shut that potential door in your faggoty faggot face already faggot

roflzzz

lmao p.s how's your grandad?

Lars is still a giant faggot. Good to see

Dick back ftw. Chicks would love me.

@SiK

Are you from Metaphorical Siccness. From way back in the day, bro?

Wow you seriously going there?

Yeah thats probably me

Word. I remember hating your name, bro. I was "Sicc"

Ahhh. I remember. Slightly

Word. I was going to go back to Sicc, but saw your name, lol. Said, fuck it. Nevermind.

lmao fuck you gonna do? you softer than the damn material on those cossacks i wear pussy

my hat game built out of the hearts of feather soft faggots like you

type of lame faggot to no show his own g pops funeral and shit

either that or you got a disco ball twirling at the wake & give the fam a 'Run It' dance routine while blacked up as a Chris Brown back-up dancer you pathetic virgin toothpick

you literally look like Charlie Brown come to life, only with acne and in a cheap tracksuit

your favourite film prolly "Dude, Where's My Grandad?"


roflzzz

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