THE OFFICIAL AOB.COM "WHAT QUALITIES DO YOU BRING TO OUR WEBSITE?" THREAD

Lars · 03-14-2013, 11:34 AM

lmao okay so in this thread we'll list what qualities we all bring to the board

other members can then later help rectify any others may have missed by quoting them and adding additional information where appropriate

i'll start:

- Impeccable Hat-Game

- 33-1 Bar Fight Champion

- The second greatest text battler ever. I've battled for ten years straight and finished second best in every one of them.

GO!

Sn00p · 03-14-2013, 11:35 AM

- German

Anonymous · 03-14-2013, 11:37 AM

- Most tolerable Australian

bleak · 03-14-2013, 11:39 AM

- redneck who's not really redneck.

Yo who'd you lose to @Lars?

He must have been a bawse

veritas · 03-14-2013, 11:47 AM

-the smartest
-the leader
-genius writer
-web's greatest troll
-survival skills
-psychological skills

Witty · 03-14-2013, 11:48 AM

I can be anything you want me to be.

bleak · 03-14-2013, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by c.d.m.

-the smartest

lost credibility about 3 seconds after this.

Lars · 03-14-2013, 11:51 AM

lmao i dont have access to NC's to dig it up right now

but basically i was faded, got asked to go to some house party by these chicks, i was on my dolo at this point because my boys had gone to pick up some bud or something

but i figured fuck it, she and her friend was hot and feeling your boy...

so i've been at this house party, drinking, i was already way past my limit. some minor bullshit escalates as it often does with me because i can be a stubborn asshole when the mood takes me

this guy i knew wouldnt shoot me a fair one, he had his boys behind him insight of me

basically i've hit him a couple times, as he's trying to grapple me i rolled my ankle and dropped

there were at least three of his friends had to punch me to try keep me down

my nose was busted, pretty sure i posted the picture up on netcees from work

aint nothing though

still on my grizzly

veritas · 03-14-2013, 11:53 AM

I will literally end you, bc you are human garbage brolol

bleak · 03-14-2013, 11:56 AM

You'll get em next time

Flow · 03-14-2013, 12:19 PM

Geographical lies and largely discussed threads

PancakeBrah · 03-14-2013, 12:23 PM

-Strongest member of AoB.
-Most intelligent/self-aware on AoB.
-Most aesthetic.
-Best grasp of the English language on AoB.
-Best poker player on AoB.
-Best Madden player on AoB.
-Best long distance runner on AoB.

Dove Dozer · 03-14-2013, 12:23 PM

some shifty flo

Ghost1 · 03-14-2013, 12:25 PM

- best beard
- tag team goat
- nc yearbook pics on deck
- brought the youtube world to the text game
- beat veritas in legendary scripts 2

trap. · 03-14-2013, 12:31 PM

- posts once a day or less
- large nose to block intruders
- best two mile runner

veritas · 03-14-2013, 12:33 PM

My verse was better. "Veritas won"

I brought the YouTube to this

bleak · 03-14-2013, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cakecakecake

-Best Madden player on AoB.

Don't get ahead of yourself, brah

Lars · 03-14-2013, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trap

- posts once a day or less
- large nose to block intruders
- best two mile runner

*Lars' favourite Wild Thornberry

Lars · 03-14-2013, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lars

lmao okay so in this thread we'll list what qualities we all bring to the board

other members can then later help rectify any others may have missed by quoting them and adding additional information where appropriate

i'll start:

- Impeccable Hat-Game

- 33-1 Bar Fight Champion

- The second greatest text battler ever. I've battled for ten years straight and finished second best in every one of them.

* - Is Not Scott Akers

Lars · 03-14-2013, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sn00p

- German

lmao have you not noticed how everyone else listed positive things?

stupid nazi.

03-14-2013, 11:34 AM	#1
Lars PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 1,588 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - The Winter Topical Rep Power: 1809298	THE OFFICIAL AOB.COM "WHAT QUALITIES DO YOU BRING TO OUR WEBSITE?" THREAD lmao okay so in this thread we'll list what qualities we all bring to the board other members can then later help rectify any others may have missed by quoting them and adding additional information where appropriate i'll start: - Impeccable Hat-Game - 33-1 Bar Fight Champion - The second greatest text battler ever. I've battled for ten years straight and finished second best in every one of them. GO! __________________ PROVEN BITER

03-14-2013, 11:48 AM	#6
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I can be anything you want me to be. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

03-14-2013, 11:51 AM	#8
Lars PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 1,588 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - The Winter Topical Rep Power: 1809298	lmao i dont have access to NC's to dig it up right now but basically i was faded, got asked to go to some house party by these chicks, i was on my dolo at this point because my boys had gone to pick up some bud or something but i figured fuck it, she and her friend was hot and feeling your boy... so i've been at this house party, drinking, i was already way past my limit. some minor bullshit escalates as it often does with me because i can be a stubborn asshole when the mood takes me this guy i knew wouldnt shoot me a fair one, he had his boys behind him insight of me basically i've hit him a couple times, as he's trying to grapple me i rolled my ankle and dropped there were at least three of his friends had to punch me to try keep me down my nose was busted, pretty sure i posted the picture up on netcees from work aint nothing though still on my grizzly __________________ PROVEN BITER

03-14-2013, 12:23 PM	#12
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	-Strongest member of AoB. -Most intelligent/self-aware on AoB. -Most aesthetic. -Best grasp of the English language on AoB. -Best poker player on AoB. -Best Madden player on AoB. -Best long distance runner on AoB. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

03-14-2013, 11:35 AM	#2
Sn00p General German Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,988 Battle Record: 26-12 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Line4Line Cypher Tourney - Back2Basics - Fight Night XLVI Rep Power: 15213753	- German

03-14-2013, 11:37 AM	#3
Anonymous Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 166 Rep Power: 0	- Most tolerable Australian

03-14-2013, 11:47 AM	#5
veritas HALL OF FAME Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: portal 7 to the 9th exponent Posts: 16,160 Battle Record: 3-5 Rep Power: 0	-the smartest -the leader -genius writer -web's greatest troll -survival skills -psychological skills

03-14-2013, 11:53 AM	#9
veritas HALL OF FAME Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: portal 7 to the 9th exponent Posts: 16,160 Battle Record: 3-5 Rep Power: 0	I will literally end you, bc you are human garbage brolol

03-14-2013, 12:19 PM	#11
Flow Upset Champion Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: West Mids Posts: 3,861 Battle Record: 57-49 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - BA Rookie Tourney - 1-2 Punch League (x2) - Pandemonium Cypher - 1-2 Punch league Season 9 Rep Power: 24894581	Geographical lies and largely discussed threads

03-14-2013, 12:23 PM	#13
Dove Dozer loose leaf bruce lee Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,077 Battle Record: 7-6 Rep Power: 1853216	some shifty flo

03-14-2013, 12:31 PM	#15
trap. Senior Citizen Join Date: Aug 1997 Posts: 3,870 Battle Record: 4-3 Rep Power: 0	- posts once a day or less - large nose to block intruders - best two mile runner

03-14-2013, 12:33 PM	#16
veritas HALL OF FAME Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: portal 7 to the 9th exponent Posts: 16,160 Battle Record: 3-5 Rep Power: 0	My verse was better. "Veritas won" I brought the YouTube to this